@Niquarl
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211Y

Microsoft Windows Vista licences.

RED Vulpix
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91Y

Hey, I said inconvenience, not unusable!

@law
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201Y

I sell time travel to the future via waiting for time to pass.

RED Vulpix
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51Y

The best type of time travel!

@H4rdStyl3z
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41Y

That’s a really good one.

Apple products.

Kohen Shaw
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71Y

All dongles and chargers are out of stock though, sorry.

GadgeteerZA
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141Y

Same stuff, but it all sits at the back in a storeroom, and customers queue up to ask for items, then you go fetch them, one by one…

10_0
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31Y

you are a professional torcherer

laptops with glossy screens

Dessalines
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41Y

The screens are all just mirrors and the staff pretends they’re not.

Exactly, and it blows my mind that glossy screens on laptops became standard. At least on a desktop monitor you can place it where you don’t get glare. The whole point of a laptop is that it’s portable and you don’t know what light conditions you’re going to be using it in.

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  • Socks with holes
  • electronics with empty batteries
  • candy with the flavoring removed
  • empty packaging
  • phone cards with no minutes on them
  • trash
RED Vulpix
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61Y

electronics with empty batteries

Shh… don’t give Apple ideas.

Elbullazul
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121Y

free beer but paid access to toilets

@specter
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101Y

pre-tangled headphones

A lightbulb that has to be switched a random number of times before actually being switched

same stuff, but you have to pay cash and i don’t accept the local currency

@NotAGinger
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31Y

Even better if you accept a hyperinflated currency and use someone who keeps losing count and starting over at the register.

@Zalamander
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61Y

Shirt stains

Jakob
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51Y

Used toothbrushes

not so much what i sell as how i sell it: i only accept Bitcoin and i use years-outdated exchange rates.

@NotAGinger
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21Y

Only use rates that favor the store in either direction. .90/btc or less for purchases $60000/btc or more for returns.

Christa
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41Y

Milk, but only in bags of 50ml cartons that are extra-difficult to open, priced just low enough that you’ll be annoyed with yourself for spending more if you buy a larger container elsewhere.

@handvat
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41Y

Keyboards which won’t register about 5% of the keypresses and drinks that make you more thirsty than you already were.

Like silicone keyboards and sunny d?

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