• @Niquarl
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    213 years ago

    Microsoft Windows Vista licences.

  • @law
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    203 years ago

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  • @fatboy
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    • @handvat
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      43 years ago

      And a slow HDD instead of a SSD.

    • ​@
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      33 years ago

      4GB is too much, I found some Windows 10 laptops with 2GB.

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    • @NotAGinger
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      13 years ago

      4gb of ram? No. suitcase laptop from the 1990s but remanufactured so it doesn’t have collector’s value.

  • GadgeteerZA
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    143 years ago

    Same stuff, but it all sits at the back in a storeroom, and customers queue up to ask for items, then you go fetch them, one by one…

    • 10_0
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      33 years ago

      you are a professional torcherer

    • Kohen Shaw
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      73 years ago

      All dongles and chargers are out of stock though, sorry.

    • DessalinesA
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      43 years ago

      The screens are all just mirrors and the staff pretends they’re not.

      • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆
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        33 years ago

        Exactly, and it blows my mind that glossy screens on laptops became standard. At least on a desktop monitor you can place it where you don’t get glare. The whole point of a laptop is that it’s portable and you don’t know what light conditions you’re going to be using it in.

  • Elbullazul
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    123 years ago

    free beer but paid access to toilets

  • DessalinesA
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    123 years ago
    • Socks with holes
    • electronics with empty batteries
    • candy with the flavoring removed
    • empty packaging
    • phone cards with no minutes on them
    • trash
    • Marxism-FennekinismOP
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      63 years ago

      electronics with empty batteries

      Shh… don’t give Apple ideas.

  • @specter
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    103 years ago

    pre-tangled headphones

  • Katie Ampersand
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    103 years ago

    A lightbulb that has to be switched a random number of times before actually being switched

  • @illgetanewone
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    93 years ago

    same stuff, but you have to pay cash and i don’t accept the local currency

    • @NotAGinger
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      33 years ago

      Even better if you accept a hyperinflated currency and use someone who keeps losing count and starting over at the register.

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    • @nutomicA
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      43 years ago

      craft beer shop slash casino? i’m sure some hipsters would love that.

  • @salarua@sopuli.xyz
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    53 years ago

    not so much what i sell as how i sell it: i only accept Bitcoin and i use years-outdated exchange rates.

    • @NotAGinger
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      23 years ago

      Only use rates that favor the store in either direction. .90/btc or less for purchases $60000/btc or more for returns.