Sure, you may be the leader of one of the largest and most economically powerful countries on Earth, but did you ever consider the fact some libs online equate you to a cartoon bear that likes honey?
You have portrayed me as a cartoon character. I will now dissolve one of the largest socialist projects to date, one which could benefit you in the future.
The PRC has just been dissolved
yes China is about to eliminate poverty but did you ever consider human nature
Oh shit of fuck
Mr Xi Jinping in your Belt and Road initiative you have made very good roads but did you consider the pants to be held by the belts?
I’m not wearing pants right now so unfortunately I won’t be able to answer this until later
How do you Xi your outlook on China?
My outlook on China is that we need more Pizza Huts
Oh no, we’ve been betrayed!
Don’t play 😑
@modclass we’re just going to let puns like this go unpunished?
No pun-ishment here
What level are you in Marxism-Leninism
What’s Marxism-Leninism
whoa, I can’t believe this is the real Xi‼
big fan here. please tell me, how do you be so good at marxismI ate all the Marxism books in China
that’s what I’ve been doing wrong all this time, I’ve been reading them instead of eating them
Make sure to eat them with red sauce for the complete Marx effect
Marx effect
I will have you shot
How do you Xi your outlook on China?
Marx effect
Will I get nothing for creativity? 😢
the wall
I am vanguard, and you failed in my test.
Tell me about how you ate all the Uyghur grain with your giant chopsticks.
I actually inhaled all of Xinjiang at once, then vomited it out so I could do it over and over again 😈
*comically large chopsticks
Where are my XiBucks?
Sorry we can’t finance XiBucks right now, I spent all the government’s assets on ChungusCoin and it didn’t work out :(
Who was sitting left of you during the 20th CPC National Congress and needed to be dragged out because of health issues.
Ur mom lmao
Can you give me some money? I haven’t been getting my xibucks for defending China. At least enough to pay my transportation fees.
Idk, I don’t really feel like it rn
Dictator behaviour
Mr. Xi, can you liberate Hawaii plz, it would be very much appreciated
Maybe later, I’m busy playing League of Legends atm
Typical chinese bureacrat living the luxurious life while his country suffers. /s
Using dirty tricks to remain the best Chinese gamer: limiting the time other gamers can play. We figured it out, fellas
Was wondering why all the best k/d ratio arccounts start with
MFA_orCPC_official_
Goddammit Xi
Mister Xi, when are you gonna press the communism button?
I accidentally sat on it and it went up my ass so I can’t press it right away, I’ll need surgery to get it removed
President Chairman Comrade Dr.Xi, is it true you are in fact a Marxist-Leninist, and what do you have to say to for yourself that you where discovered
Edit for the scandalous (/s) link: https://theglobalherald.com/news/chinas-xi-jinping-slammed-as-a-marxist-leninist/
The people who say that obviously haven’t seen THIS
https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/8f2862a6-ddb9-4a4c-bc97-d567df844724.png
Mr president, if you could be any pokemon, which would you be, and why?
He’s be a grass pokemon for all that reforestation China done.
Giant chopsticks or giant spoon?
One giant chopstick and one spoon
