For me it would be candy corn, or dots.
Lavender candy
Airheads.
They taste like I imagine flavored window caulking would.
Toxic Waste
I leik whoppers
I leik em too.
Whoppers are good but the risk of getting a bad one is not worth it. Ech
Bouillon Cubes
Professionally wrapped chocolate covered brussel sprouts.
Peets marshmallows from easter
How about circus peanuts?
The first bite of circus peanuts tastes to me like an alien artificial intelligence had to create a sugary treat and only had petroleum by-products to make it with.
The second bite tastes like accepting your fate.
🤡🥜🧑🚀🔫👽
I love whoppers, candy corn, dots, and circus peanuts…
monster!
What you do is you let them dissolve in your mouth, do that and they turn into at least an A tier candy trust
This is so wrong! Love sucking on them Whoppers
Did you mean to imply fellatio?
Frick no!
But for real though, I suck on the whoppers and let the malt center dissolve. Only downside is sometimes it makes the roof of your mouth raw😂
Necco wafers.
Yum
Whoppers are 95% great. It’s that gross 5% that really makes me savor the rest.
Are you taking about those weird chewy ones? Because those are my favorites.
I found my people here.
Yea, the periodic weird one really makes it an exciting gamble.
WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS SLANDER
Just Almond Joys and Mounds.