What’s going on Zucc’s head right now:

Heavy accusations against Facebook detected

Initiating Damage Control Protocol

Downloading corporate jargon word pack....

Starting....

Damage Control: Supercharged

@MarcellusDrum
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47 mesi

Oh shit! Why didn’t he say that before! I’ll go and create a Facebook account now.

Elbullazul
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38 mesi

Mark Zuckerberg claims water isn’t wet

@ninchuka
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48 mesi

he would probably convince the old fucks in the senate

@sonidobonito
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7 mesi

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Ofcourse he is going to say that, so that he can not get a loss in profit

Ephera
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17 mesi

Kind of interesting, though, that he is doing damage control. The guy hasn’t exactly shied away from telling people that he’s not giving a single fuck about their concerns, so I’m guessing, he is actually concerned for regulations.

RandomSomeone
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17 mesi

Captcha is mandatory.

Hence, avoid the link is mandatory.

@Zerush
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8 mesi

It is not true, Zuckerbot takes great care of his merchandise users

@AgreeableLandscape
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27 mesi

To be fair, Zuckerberg really does care about his users.

Granted, his real users are his advertising clients.

@Zerush
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17 mesi

That are the Facebook users user

@xarvos
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27 mesi

Yep, it’s his useds he doesn’t care about

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