Seriously, I have had a Lemmygrad account for like 10 months and some of you have had accounts for less than half that time and have like tons more comments than me. Feds? Bots? Or do I just underestimate the amount of time some people spend on here? lol
This place is much better than Reddit. I can actually say stuff without being bombarded by libs who think they’re going to convince me they’re right by assuming I’m Chinese because I’m a communist (This has happened multiple times, and I’m not even close, my family is a mix of Armenian and Russian, and I was born in the US) and then informing me that I’m being paid by the Chinese government to post propaganda (I wish)
I know you’re salaried by Xi, you can’t fool me
When people accuse others of being bots I jump in and ask if they have any links to apply because I’ve been doing it for free like a fool. They usually shut up real quick after that.
Lmao I wasn’t being too serious but I wish !!! I’d spam r/neoliberal
Yeah I know haha, just sharing some tips
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This is exactly what someone paid by Ccchnia would say. /s
I’ve had an account for over 3 years and have uh… 2 comments. (I guess 3 now?) Pretty much joined right when Lemmy was made and linked to, I believe, r/moretankiechapo?
I Just be lurkin I suppose.
Honored to have seen this rare comment
definitely one for the lore wiki
This lore list is going to be insane.
Who have you come for this time, @SovietReaper@lemmygrad.ml?
My guess is we won’t see those random single down-votes for much longer.
I try not to Reap more than one lib a week.
Make it so they delete their account themselves though.
Final Destination style.
This man is an ancient god overlooking his realm. Rarely summoned from his eternal slumber, this is a monumental occasion.
I think we found a reactivated Fed sleeper account comrades.
I witnessed this moment on internet
Nothing wrong with a bit of oversight :)
The ancient god has awoken
I’m actually a federal spambot but for the government of Palau. We’re doing stuff to your elections you should be very afraid
Hmm yesh yesh
I’m stuff
Basically, we don’t know what grass feels like.
What’s grass
I think its a drug or smth
I love that it says reddit day and not cake day
I love that it censors reddit
Some of us are on here to write our dissertations.
Just wait until I compile my comment history, it’ll be over for all the anti-feminists and queerphobes.
The LGBTQ manifesto
- 6 months here
- very close to double your comments
called out o_o
I don’t use social media at all outside of lemmygrad and probably still spend too much time on just it, but I like it here and if I can’t escape the Mindless Scroll, at least I can do it somewhere mostly non-toxic lol
I got you this for inspiration comrade.
You touched the grass recently? That shit’s cold where I am.
There’s no more grass where I live, it’s all snow now. Id send a pic but I dont wanna dox myself.
Touching grass is overrated, it’s weird, wet, and dirty. I just go out and take a jog.
@BenEarlDaMarxist @Binkie55 @SovereignState My social anxiety has gotten to the point where I seriously wonder whether you three are playing some sort of metaphor game right now
I comment a lot when I poop or when I’m in the metro or when I’m just chilling for a few minutes, and I just skim the front page for things that look interesting enough to comment on. You’d be surprised how much comments you can get on a day if you comment on a lot of posts.
I just like to comment I guess. Never knew it was this much lol. 2.5k in 8 months almost seems fake to me, can’t imagine I have that many comments here.
Guoanbu pays me by the comment, going rate is 1 XiBuck per 10 comments.
I have also forgotten what the sky looks like.
But in all honesty, I feel comfortable talking here, and the opportunity to make someone laugh, smile, or become educated is to hard to pass up.
I knew I found you all out I knew those pills weren’t worth taking
Seriously though, based. I do too, and I just felt like I interact on here pretty often but I guess I’m wrong lol. You’re all certainly appreciated by me
Idk I’m here since GenZedong was quarantined and everyone came, if not here I don’t spend time at any other social media/website except YouTube and Viber, especially now that I’m off reddit for about a month.
So being mostly here I guess?
Yeah pretty much this for me too. No interest in Reddit, and I feel comfortable talking here.
I think we’ve established that we’re all from various three-letter agencies. I’m “Bob” from NSA office 22A
I am Bob_2 from same office
oh, shit, of course it’s you, I should’ve guessed that from the username!!!
My job is to serve the NSA so that I can get weekly McDonalds vouchers and free YouTube premium and Amazon Prime credits
of course, what kind of life would I have if I couldn’t eat at McDonald’s™ and watch movies such as Marvel™'s The Avengers™ 4: The Return of Iron Man™ on my favourite streaming platforms?
Need my cheese drippy pepperoni Pizza Hut™ pizzas and only the freshest Coca-Cola® and then Baskin Robbins tubs to sob in my capitalism loneliness moments while watching the flicks
Since the Summer 2022 resolution you can actually be from any government agency you want regardless of letter amount or country of origin. However no word was passed on their function and so we assume all of us work for an agency that has some commie busting tasks.
I don’t know about that. You see, I am from the new KGB, being led by Stalin who has been revived by Kim Jong-Un via Juche necromancy. All you anticommunist agents will be in for a surprise really soon.
I’m Rasmus from PET
The biggest commenters do cumulate because they have actual discussions in the comment sections. You and I often write what be think and sometimes make one elaborate response but some comrades are having fun posting silly short answers and memes in 20 comments long threads
yeah, having discussions in the comment sections is one way to boost the amount of comments you have for sure
Tip: to increase your comment count, post comments in threads.
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edit: wtf it works
Stunning.
Idk, is the comment counter even accurate? There is no way I have almost 1000 comments in 9 months right?.. right!?
You are the Chairman that is why
by being on this site 24/7, commenting on basically every single post you can find on the local timeline (as well as posts from instances that lemmygrad federates with), and replying to other people’s comments, you can make a lot of comments here in a short amount of time.
A lot of it is just like funny lil comments here and there, but stuff gets pretty wordy sometimes 🥴
Fuck, you found us out. We’re a secret FBI task force that has been given the mission of getting rid of the remnants of r/GenZedong.
But seriously, probably a lot of screen-touching, not a lot of grass-touching— at least that’s my explanation for my 250-something comments.
I fucking knew it
