Say height plz (in metric 😡)
This post made me realize how dumb and paranoid I am
I am also a little dumb and paranoid, but at least you’ve got a nice raincoat (?)
Are you referencing this or are telling me you’re in my closet?
I have no idea what that is
I was referencing the FBI raincoat (or somehow really wrinkly plastic-looking suit) above
although I am occasionally in your closetcome in mine, rodent! i miss you
reading this comment in my inbox without context gave me mixed feelings
Don’t make me bonk you again
Oh please, like Americans would ask your height in anything but imperial units.
In my office we just got this new machine that converts meters into feet and inches.
Really high tech stuff.
It’s quite big, though. Takes up a whole corner.
And you need the original person who gave you their height in meters to stand underneath the machine for a really accurate reading.
Aha! I knew there would be someone else here who worked in my office. I’ll meet you by the coffee machine at 11.
That’s what they want you to think!!
165 meters
I am very high
Higher than giraffe bussy
Titanosaurus, even
2grams
I measure my height in litres, thank you very much
1 me
whoa, me too
It says in metric.
I don’t follow the rules, I am rebelling
“Me-tric”
Height plz (in metric 😡)
shouldn’t’ve capitalized the “h” 😡
I did notice that after I posted. Then I remembered I’m lazy and didn’t fix it
smh my head, youngsters these days with their avocado toast and their gig economies, back in my day we made sure to edit our extremely minor mistakes in Lemmygrad comments just in case a professional nitpicker came along
A professional nitpicker you say?
First of all, “smh my head” doesn’t make any sense. The SMH is an initialism and should therefore be capitalized. The “my head” afterwards evaluates to “Shaking My Head My Head,” so that part should be removed. The comma after should be changed to a period since “Shaking My Head” is a sentence. The second comma should also be changed to a period. “Youngsters these days with their avocado toast and their gig economies,” is a sentence in and of itself, as is everything after said comma. Also, a period should be added to the end of the last sentence.
smh my head my smh head smh my smh smh my head smh sm head head smh
Running
sed 's/smh/shaking my head/g'on that produces:shaking my head my head my shaking my head head shaking my head my shaking my head shaking my head my head shaking my head sm head head shaking my head
Running
sed 's/shaking my head/smh/g'on that produces:Running
sed 's/smh/smh/g'on that produces:smh my head my smh head smh my smh smh my head smh sm head head smh
5 meters tall
dam, u tiny
fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u
if you insist 😎
downvooted and bonk’d
u calling me short?
12 spots tall
this is actually how ancient hominids used to measure their height when they lived with the dinosaurs
One point eighty-five metres
I’m a burgerlander, I don’t know my height in metric 😔😔😔
185 cm but a lot of it is just water
Whatever @RevolutionaryRatto@lemmygrad.ml or @GrainEater@lemmygrad.ml say, I’m slightly taller. 😼
Being “slightly taller” than rodents is not the brag you think 🧐
Small @TheConquestOfBed@lemmygrad.ml conspiracy confirmed??
I’ll have you know I’m very large for a rodent
I’m but a smol loaf, with a crumb that’s a bit too airy.
🌬️
I’m fine short thank you very much 💅
:Chad Yes:
190
In meters, around 170-172. /jk
30cm
