He’s singlehandedly checking the browser history of his 1.4 billion people. If he sees something he doesn’t like, they and their whole family will be deleted.
The Western world calls this the Great Firewall. But it’s actually just Xi doing his morning routine.
Juche necromancy VS xiist super-reading
Nah, thoughtcrime is a thing in China. Xi is a psychic who makes sure no one is thinking American thoughts. That’s why China was building 5G towers to quickly, they plug directly into Xi’s brain so he can cover the whole country all at once.
He’s logging in to lemmygrad.ml to discuss the latest episode of The Deprogram podcast. Then he’s going to catch up on Strange New Worlds so he can update his tumblr which is a monthly commentary on what the Trek writing rooms get right/wrong about luxury gay space communism. Then he watches a random internet influencer video/stream and tells the guy over his shoulder whether or not they go on the list of people who are allowed in if they apply for refuge when their government collapses.
He is blasting liberals on reddit
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So you know how a lot of creators for really famous media franchises actually like reading the fanfiction and alternate universe offshoots people write? Same energy.
He’s watching Winnie the Pooh cartoons.
Hes owning the libs in a youtube comment section
That one really based comment in an anticommunist video? That’s Xi.
Personally monitoring the nonstop torture and mass rape against the Uyghur minorities in concentration camps
He’s hacking the US.
He’s logging onto Valorant to hit some sick shots.
The funny meme I posted on lemmygrad :)
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What’s he playing?
Definitely Overwatch, because everyone knows that Xi has the Blizzard board of directors by their necks.
I was gonna guess hoi4 /s
That’s actually his big red button. Here he is about to cancel G*mers.
He is trolling R*dditors with memes and propaganda.
