• DankZedong
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    262 years ago

    He’s singlehandedly checking the browser history of his 1.4 billion people. If he sees something he doesn’t like, they and their whole family will be deleted.

    • DankZedong
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      272 years ago

      The Western world calls this the Great Firewall. But it’s actually just Xi doing his morning routine.

      • @frippa
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        132 years ago

        Juche necromancy VS xiist super-reading

    • AgreeableLandscape☭
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      2 years ago

      Nah, thoughtcrime is a thing in China. Xi is a psychic who makes sure no one is thinking American thoughts. That’s why China was building 5G towers to quickly, they plug directly into Xi’s brain so he can cover the whole country all at once.