DO NOT READ IF SENSITIVE TOWARDS ANY MYTHOLOGY. People may speak of eating your favorite beings, please be prepared for such.
To start off, While I am a pescatarian, I think biblical angels would be delicious fried / grilled, specifically the ones who aren’t high enough to be abstract shapes, as I do not think I can stomach a wheel.
A bite of the Ouroboros, why should the serpent be the only one that gets a taste of itself?
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Dionysus has gotta taste like wine.
I’d say Idun’s apples for the immortality, but those aren’t a deity/being, so I guess Idun? Maybe that works too
I bet Jörmungandr the world-serpent, who gnaws at the roots of Yggdrasil-tree, destined to kill and be killed by Thor, tastes like chicken.
Didn’t Zeus go around appearing as things like swans? Is swan like goose? Christmas Zeus, with a bonus of all that fat to fry potatoes in is my choice. Just gotta catch him in swan form.
Tiny Tim: Mom, look at the Christmas Zeus! It’s almost as big as me!
A nice Caribbean Faun curry sounds delicious.
I’d say one of those immortality peaches from Chinese myth. Probably one of the eternal youth ones that blooms every six thousand years.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I’ve been off gluten for a while now for medical reasons and god damn this a thousand times. I would kill for some decent spaghetti.
All the gluten free ones are kinda shit.
I would imagine the FSM to be composed of the platonic ideal of gluten rather than physical gluten, though I’m not sure if that would be more irritating or less. I’d consult a GI and maybe a metaphysician.
My issue is most are human. So id need to find one that is an animal. I cant do Jesus either cuz i cant eat gluten. Unless he is gluten free bread? idk
I drink trash wine and love carbs anyway so I’m going with Jesus.
Ok, hear me out… Minotaur sausages.
Dibs on the prime rib!
Oooooo, imagine the anger packed in them.
I’ve been binging Hades 2 this week, so: Dionysus. Have you seen that package?!
I mean Jesus is pretty tasty in small doses as is.
Came here for this… I mean, he did say Eat Me. (Not like that, sicko.) This is my body, tastes like good crust bread.
He probably worked on it a bit before he died. Like ate a lot of Sage and Thyme at the last supper or something.
Jesus wafers with grape jelly is something I’d definitely snack on.
They’d dip them in wine.
Prometheus Liverwurst?
Wow… Legit. All you can eat too. Just stop back tomorrow.
Ironically, the best.
