Soon coming to a red state near you!

They would rather invade Canada than diversify their energy sources

It can always get much worse

We have alcohol at my workplace so this happens sometimes. Just be responsible.

Who hurt you?

Boost refuses to mark their messages as read for some reason

I use AI toolings to generate snippets of bash scripts because I can’t be fucked to remember that syntax. Obviously not for anything with high risks or that I can’t easily verify. But things like parsing through mass amounts of files

It’s actually doing a fantastic job if you classify efficiency as “destroying the American government”

Hey don’t forget the northeastern states. Upstage NY and southern Ontario are two sides of the same coin

Good, it’s shit quality clothing and everything is 2 sizes too small. A Forever 21 large is like a small-medium anywhere else.

It’s too late. It’s now on the rest of the world to prepare for the American Nazi regime

Maple with a bit of meat sounds good (maple bacon)

Republican child diddlers get less

Fingers crossed because most battlegrounds would be in blue states. I hope that if he tries to force blue states to fight their neighbors, those states would rather secede and fight back

This question gets posted every damn day

The answer will never change

60k isn’t that much, I frequently run scripts against multiple hundreds of thousands at work. Wtf is he doing? Did he duplicate the government database onto his 2015 MacBook Air?

I have three of them in my inbox atm

A personal or outward display, except during a school play or by a school mascot, through surgical or superficial means of features that are non-human such as using tails, leashes, collars or other accessories designed for pets

Whew so surgically implanted tails are still good for plays

My favorite was a picture I saw online of a cybertruck labeled TOYOTA

I’ll be joining y’all permanently very soon (through legal means). I live close enough that my community extends into Canada and my partner and I have spent lots of time there. I’m excited to see my friends and community again, and to visit all my favorite spots.

But it’s hard, not gonna lie. It’s very, very, very hard. My partner and I are at the point where we have bugout bags ready to go. We’ve also been grieving everything and everyone we’re leaving behind