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Chiyonofuji: sumo wrestler with low body fat
Mike Tyson: heavyweight boxer who is short
Spud Webb - 5’6", won the 1986 NBA dunk contest
Watching him dunk looks so unnatural. He was amazing.
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Holy shit that’s awesome. So that’s what the guy in Haikyuu would look like in real life (anime about volleyball where one of the protagonists is a short guy who makes up for it because he can run fast and jump real high).
There was a short black kid like that in high school, saw him in the gym in '87 or '88. I’m 5’8", maybe an inch shorter then? This guy was clearly shorter than me.
Eating lunch in the risers and my friend started pointing, “There he is! Check this dude out!”
That guy had cannonballs for calf muscles. Like Spud, it was eye-popping to see him spring.
Goddamn his smile in that picture is contagious. He looks like he’s just stoked to be there.
Muggsy Bogues, too. Though I don’t think he won a dunk contest.
I came into this expecting a thread full of Stanley Cup champion, elite athlete at the highest level, and prime example of perfected male physique, Phil Kessel, but haven’t seen a single mention of him. So I’ll start it.
Just noticed the tear in the underwear lmao
The hotdog man himself.
Tim Lincecum. It literally required his engineer father to analyze and perfect every part of his pitching mechanics to be able to compete at the highest level. Everything about his pitching delivery was so goddamn weird that he is simply known as The Freak. But for a short time he was as good as anyone, throwing 2 no hitters, and winning 2 cy young awards and 3 world series.
Google says he’s 5’11? Is that too short to pitch?
Most MLB pitchers, and players for that matter, are over 6 foot tall.
No it’s not too short to pitch, but less than average.
That doesn’t surprise me too much. I’m just surprised at the notion that being 5’11 would require such drastic effort. I’m not doubting it, I just would’ve figured there were a bunch of pitchers that height with people like Randy Johnson being outliers. But I don’t really watch baseball.
And let’s not forget the Giants’ amazing reliever, Pablo Sandoval (0.00 ERA and 0.00 WHIP)!
For those not in the loop, he was a (seemingly) overweight 3rd baseman who made phenomenally athletic plays and hit monster home runs (especially in the postseason, leading to 3 World Series trophies and a WS MVP), earning the nickname “Kung Fu Panda.”
Then, in the twilight of his career, he also pitched 2 innings without allowing a baserunner, becoming a bit of an SF meme, including at least one “Let Pablo Pitch” bobblehead.
Muggsy Bogues
Small highlight reel of the Lil speed demon.
Donald Trump. He’s really not fit for anything. Kinda weird though being 6’4" and 240lbs of pure muscle…
Nonsense. I’m sure there’s an orange jumpsuit that fits him perfectly.
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You see, what I fear in Tyson is not his height, but his arms.
Yes, it’s just long people usually have long arms.
There was a lot of chatter when the Seattle Seahawks drafted Russell Wilson about how he was too short to throw over the linemen. In his second year as a quarterback he led the Seahawks to their first ever Super Bowl victory, and led them to another appearance and almost a second victory the following year.
I similarly thought of Michael Vick. Man, I miss watching him play every Sunday.
On the note of short QBs there’s a really cool ESPN documentary on Doug Flutie which is a good watch
Tommy Caldwell is a high level outdoor rock climber and he’s missing most of his left index finger.
Mugsy Bogues was pretty short but did well in the NBA.
Pretty short!? That ball ass dude was only 5’ 3". He was damn near a foot and a half under a lot of his colleagues. He was quick as hell and new how to pass for the assist.
I had no idea a 5’3" guy was ever on the NBA. That’s insane to me. And really inspirational in a way.
Mugsy got took by one of the Mon-Stars in Space Jam.
I can’t think of a higher honor than an alien thinking you’re one of the top 5 on the planet!
Played for quite a while, too.
Fedor Emelianenko always looked frumpy compared to everyone he fought. That was the last thing most people thought before they woke up from hard reboot anyway.
Loris Baz a motorcycle racer. He’s 190cm (6’3”) in a sport where the average is 172cm 5’8”. He isn’t super accomplished when it comes to podiums or anything. But he still managed to drive in the MotoGP class which is the highest motorcycle racing class.
Tyson being relatively short and stocky might’ve breen what helped him in the heavyweight division against all those guys with a wider wingspan that couldn’t really catch him when he got close.
I think Fedor fits this category more where he didn’t look fit but just kept winning against everyone.
Short also helps in weight based competition by allowing more muscle mass.
Fedor is proof that dad bods can be just as scary as roided muscle bods, for sure.
Shogun was kinda built like that, too, and had a hell of a run in Pride.
Sebastian Jankowski was an NFL kicker listed at 6’1" and 260 lbs. While not much taller than average he was 65 lbs heavier.
Also while there have been a handful of 5’6" or under NFL players, I love the fact that the Eagles have had two of them in the last 5 years. Darren Sproles and Boston Scott.
*Janikowski. You mistyped and left out the “i”.
My favorite NFL kicker. He absolutely had the leg to break the NFL record for farthest field goal for a while, but the few chances in a game he was given to do it, he didn’t quite manage. Still makes me sad to this day.
Guy went 18 years as an NFL kicker. That’s crazy! The average career for a kicker is only 5 years. Not the longest career kicker (Morten Anderson with an ungodly 25 seasons) but still much longer than most.
When he was in college, him and some teammates snuck out of their hotel in New Orleans to party. Everyone else got suspended and they asked Bobby Bowden why Janikowski wasn’t suspended and he said, “I like him; we have an ‘international rule.’”
Hunter Pence has multiple world series rings and had the goofiest throwing and batting style. Turns out he has a back condition that caused his thoracic vertebrae to fuse giving him basically zero flexibility through his mid spine. Also just a fun weird guy.
Hunter Pence is a great example, but one of the things that’s great about baseball is that there is a place for every body type. If you’re in shape (and sometimes even if not) no matter where your athletic gifts are, you can imagine a role on a baseball team.
Bartolo Colon was my pick for OP. If he can be an in demand pitcher into his 40s, any body type can.
Bartolo Colon aka Big Sexy - the legendary pitcher who retired from the MLB at 50 years old but apparently will pitch in an upcoming Pakistani baseball league on a team called the Karachi Monarchs managed by none other than Miguel Tejada with Adrian Beltre at GM.
