Can we please have Ninjas kidnap the president?

Or give it tits, which somehow would make it less weird? I think?

Someone should check behind Trump’s toilet…

It seems slightly logical if you think about it hard enough. I’ve had salt on watermelon before, and I’ve heard of people pickling watermelon but I haven’t had it myself.

Salt & vinegar are common mustard ingredients, so, maybe? But it still seems gross on my initial assessment without tasting it.

Where’s a whistleblower when you need one?

EDIT:

From reddit… https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/s/eBjDX0zt07

Here are the Epstein Files. For those of you who have seen this comment before, my apologies. I am trying to keep this information alive. Please feel free to share. Contact me if you want provenance.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson/_TrumpEpstein/_Calif/_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

Redwall

If I remember this one, it’s Sher-sha?

Wildfires and Tsunamis as well

That’s… Normal? Tajin on a fresh mango is delicious!

Had a teacher in Middle school named Richard Sharp.

Also went by Dick.

The amount of road rage induced shit talking that would be done via car-to-car communication would outweigh every benefit it could provide.

Ran across a Hunter back in my WoW days named Bowjob. Had a good laugh.

…or at least call a rubber walrus protector salesman!

This seems like it would be a bit for an episode of Game Changer

Killer Instinct was one of the flagship titles for the Ultra 64, running on next Gen hardware in the arcade. The SNES version was basically a demake to get a 64 bit game to run on 16 bit hardware, which is a pretty big technical marvel if you ask me.

Still have my OG Black cartridge!

I think they’re too different to compare, really. Kind of like World War Z.

The next day:

New headline:

Stormy Daniels appointed as new head of Amtrak