The stories:
More than has ever physically existed, the tankies have developed time travel 😳
smh, it’s obviously counting all future humans as well, until we evolve into a new species 🤷
Communism reaching through space and time to be authoritarian to libs in 2056 💪
Add prehistoric humans to that list too. Communism knows no bounds.
The magic school of Marxism-Leninism also teaches chronomancy!
What will those tankies think up next?!
They’re counting bacteria
Lmao all those crabs missing from the alaskan coast? Commies.
Comically large… Shell cracking tool thing people use to eat crab legs IDK what it’s called because I hate seafood.
Hating seafood gang ✊️
You think the communists were bad on Earth?
You should see how they annihilated all life on a thousand other inhabited worlds.
50 trillion nazis is rookie numbers.
why did i think this was real at first
Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation
There it is!
Communists killed the dinosaurs (CONFIRMED)