Mow Zelawn Thought
the grass shivers at his name…
that’s a deng good pun
you bastard
timeless
How the Black Book of Communism calculated such accurate numbers for the death toll of communism revealed!
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Get yourself a PDF of the Communist Manifesto
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Run it through the sha512 hash algorithm.
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Run the hash through a hex to decimal converter
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There you have it! It’s even supported by the founding document of communism!
≈ 8.73 × 1029 Victims of Communism™
Very impressive!
he did da math
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To honour his fisting legacy, current day communists often use the following symbol:
Please report this hate symbol to your local Chinese embassy if you see any!
He single handedly caused a drought that starved 69,420,000,000 people because he’s actually Zeus and has control over the weather.
Looks at picture of Marx “he’s actually Zeus” that checks out
with that beard? Definitely
Mark Angle, Grandfather to Kurt Angle.
Don’t forget his sons, Jabsef Stalling, Mow Zambique, Futel Castrol, and Ha Chee Mah!
Of these, JavaScript Sterling killed 192,168,254,254,255,255,255,255 people, Momo Zumba killed 4444444444444444 people, Futile Castor Oil killed 123456789 people, and the Hat Meister killed 31415926 people!
You can’t give awards on Lemmygrad so here’s this🥇
I’ll treasure it 🥰
Ratto:
I’ll take that 💪
Marshal Ratto leads us to victory against the Brits
you forgot Marggs Linen
Vlad the Impaler Lennon killed 6.02214076×1023 people.
wow, he killed to the Avogadro Constant
does that like, summon satan or something?
Thats gotta do something
does that like, summon satan or something?
Well, the Christians seem to think he’s the president of science after all.
Fr?
Of course! He invented evolution, dinosaurs, round earth theory, vaccines, and homosexuality!
Vlad the Impaler Lennon Dracula killed billions of innocent Ottomans who just wanted to visit his country😔
Religion killed more people as any other, followed by capitalism, which is still killing people until today.
