newer appliances that are “smart” appliances could have all kinds of shit in them that you can’t audit. I have no idea specifically how you would go about it with a coffee maker tho
Wow, china is inside my stovetop espresso pot 😳😳😳
My kettle is like “yo comrade, don’t drink instant my dude” and I’m like “oh I’m sorry President Xi it’s all they had in the shop.”
My personal Chinese spy: “WTF bro, this coffee is shit! Buy another one!”
That’s… The only possible application I can even imagine of a coffee machine spying on me from a foreign country that has no capacity of decide what I or my government does, frankly.
Hey, all I can say is that if Chinese engineers managed to hide some spy equipment in my cezve I am very impressed.
Funny considering Google, Amazon, etc all actually spy on people.
also my wife is a chinese spy? (She makes the coffee)
having a coffee maker
I kept praying to my coffee pot for a revolution, but uncle Xi never sent any support. What am I doing wrong?