Pedro, of course
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President of what? We have a prime minister
POTUS? Nobody. No single person should hold a position with such power.
No single person
High 5 maybe?
Mark Twain. I don’t even care if he isn’t resurrected in this scenario.
Me, motherfuckers!
Sasquatch for pres!
I’ll bring some country stank up in the Oval Office, put my giant, hairy feet up on Washington’s desk, and hit anyone that’s an asshole with my cane.
That’s my campaign platform: whacking politicians with a stick
Paw Patrol. They seem to have a handle on things. How many shitty human presidents have we had? How many shitty dog presidents? I rest my case.
Like every other episode involves some train crash or other perfectly avoidable catastrophe. Granted, that’s maybe their nepo mayors fault (her grandpa was mayor back in the day) but they’re still very complicit.
(My daughter is 2, these thoughts are all I have to get me through watching it with her)
They are cops
AOC hands down.
Probably still, Sanders? He’s getting pretty old, though, so maybe AOC would be a better choice.
Bernie Sanders 2025!!!
Yeah I feel like this is the real answer. Maybe sanders could run with AOC as vice president and then step down if his age starts being a problem and let her take over
Luigi
even if convicted of felony, we know now is not an impediment
fewer felonies than the current president
That’s a very low bar though. 34, was it?
Sometimes I wonder if he would actually be a good choice, considering he doesn’t have a history in politics. And then I remember how Trump just kinda decided he was gonna be president with no political background.
This circlejerk needs to go home. Oh yeah, Lemmy is your home. Y’all thirsty.
How is Luigi? Has anyone heard anything from him recently?
They stopped talking about him once they realised how many people were on his side.
Linus Torvalds, Richard Stallman as vice.
No. RMS can stay the fuck away. At best, he’d eat things from under our feet.
Fucking nobody.
Skynet.
If was right fuck humans
The AI from the movie I, Robot. The one that Will Smith destroys. The one that wanted to protect everyone from ourselves.
Security breach.I think you’re thinking of VIKI from I, Robot.
A.I. Artificial Intelligence was the movie where Haley Joel Osment was a robot kid.
You’re right. Corrected.
Her logic IS undeniable.
Maybe even Skynet at this point…
Best we get is elon feeds an AI every one of his tweets and public statements so he can send it on a Mars expedition. Then one of his interns uploads it to government servers and it gets control of the nukes.
You may be in luck!
Let’s make finnster president just because it would be funny and the conservatives’ heads would explode. Is she a qualified? No. Is she american? No. Would she even want to be president? Probably not. Would she still be a million times better than the current president? Definitely
Me, assuming I have unlimited power to do as I please. I would be assassinated inside of a month, but it would be a wild month. The only president with more executive orders than me would be the person who comes after and undoes all the shit I did.
Honestly a president that was just crazy but not like evil would be so funny. Paint the whitehouse pink, make the navy wear tophats, replace the $5 bill with a $6 bill, change the national anthem to never gonna give you up
A bit like Vermin Supreme?
Oh, there would be a lot of nonsense as chaff, but that isn’t what would get me killed.
Busey/Spears 2028!
Make every doorhandle in the white house a penis.
