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  • Take him to the vet. Even if he is fine and just picky, you will rule out other possible issues that the food issue is masking or that he has been hiding.

    Did you wash out the bowl or did you just dump the wrong food out and replace it with the right stuff? The lingering smell may be putting him off.

    Definitely offer food in a smaller portion. The lack of food and then a bunch of food probably upset his stomach and that is probably why he puked.

    Do you feed him from the table or give him human food in a certain way? Recreate doing that with his food. E.G. Put his bowl on the table while you eat and when you see him looking for some human food, give him the bowl.

    Is it possible that he is on a hunger strike in protest? Dogs aren’t good with making signs or conveying complex ideas in any human language. Trying condemning the Palestinian genocide, big oil, big pharma, the military industrial complex, women’s rights infringement and see how he reacts. Addressing his grievance to his satisfaction can be a tricky one, so pledge to support his chosen crusade in a reasonable manner.

    No dog is picky enough to starve itself to death, so you can leave food out and wait. Just leave a little out so he doesn’t binge and purge again.



  • Death_Equity@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmyIM IN FLAMES
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    If you read the instructions, that is for body hair and not your lady junk and starfish. You are also suppose to test the hair melting cream out on a small spot to make sure you don’t have an abnormal reaction. There is a nair for sensitive areas. You will have to wait it out.

    The burning will stop, but things may get pretty gnarly looking and you will want to apply a moisturizing lotion to help with dry skin or scabs. You may want to seek medical care if it is like road rash bad or doesn’t calm the fuck down.






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    I don’t remember the exact circumstances, I think I was going to give her a quick bath before a flight(mistake). I was holding her when she bit the meat of my thumb and coiled around my hand and wrist. All 5 feet of her was coiled with her head in the middle of the ball. Water did nothing. I had to wait about a half hour before she got bored, she then peeled her mouth off. I later found out that rubbing alcohol gets them to fuck off immediately, but that was the first and last time she bit me.


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    I have been bit by a conure more times than I can count, I have been bit and constricted by a python once. Getting bit by an actual parrot is a big reason why I haven’t gotten into larger birds.

    I would rather be bit by the Amazonian Hitler pigeon. Python teeth are like Velcro for skin and it is horrible.



  • Kill a half hour working out and/or go for a jog. You don’t even need weight, just do bodyweight.

    Take up hiking, it is nearly free, you get sun and exercise. You can even take a trash bag with you and clean up litter.

    Find someone to stalk and murder.

    Fishing is a great and cheap waste of time and you get sun.

    Find an unsolved mystery in your area and work on solving it.

    Start collecting pinecones, cool rocks, or used syringes.

    Birdwatching can obliterate free-time and you might meet some widowed GILF to be your sugar momma.

    Go places and give them Google or yelp reviews, be derrainged in your writing style like Hunter S Thompson with a head injury.

    Take up meditation and have a false sense of superiority because you practice socially acceptable rotting with a calming mentally healthy spiritual guise.

    Yoga is a thing, I’m sure you can make yoga pants look great.

    Taxidermy roadkill armies don’t assemble themselves, you can even find a tabletop game event to unlease your army upon and meet new people. Worst case you learn about the criminal justice system and that will kill even more time.

    Befriend a murder of crows and receive their gifts.



  • The more you explain your idea, the worse an idea it becomes. The rent progressively lowering means there will be a point where the mortgage is higher than the rent payments. The only way that system makes any sort of sense is if the government owns the house and rents it to you with payments based on a yearly appraised value. That would be a pretty sweet deal that would have high demand, which would require a lottery or que that would go about as well as section 8 vouchers(horrible).

    You want a roundabout system where there is no incentive to rent out property, just ban renting property.


  • Paying such a small percentage would mean it takes a lifetime to be able to afford the house. If we take the median home value($360,681), $100 a month would take 300 years to own the house. That doesn’t even account for inflation and an increase in home value. You would just be pissing away money that could be better used otherwise. If you increased the payments, you would be better off saving or investing to buy a home than trying to buy the one you were renting.

    How about we just ban companies from owning rental properties or homes longer than one year and nobody can rent out more than one home.



  • Death_Equity@lemmy.worldtoCreepyWikipedia@lemmy.worldHighway of Death
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    Unless Canada and/or Mexico want to fight us, we wouldn’t let anyone get close enough to touch ground in the lower 48. If a foothold was able to be gained, we would keep hitting supply lines and pushing from the land until they were off our lawn. The government would have to divide their attention trying to keep at least a few million rednecks from trying to “help out”, so that would hinder our defense efforts some. If they got to the point where the rednecks could get at them, we got room for a cemetery their kids can visit.

    If Canada and/or Mexico wants to fight, we have clearly done something especially terrible and I would wish them the best and take some solace in that we will rebuild them back better.

    Trying to invade America is like attacking a hornet’s nest dick first.


  • Gweeeep will go down on you to completion, fuck your brains out, and make you breakfast the next morning. Gweeeep doesn’t wait 3 days because Gweeeep doesn’t play games. You want to be better for Gweeeep because Gweeeep is better than you deserve.

    Not into Gweeeep? Gweeeep will still help you move and be there for you when you need Gweeeep to listen. Gweeeep is not your best friend, Gweeeep is the best friend.

    Love Gweeeep or fight me nerd.



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    When Iraq found out why we don’t have healthcare and what America can do when we don’t have to worry about civilian casualties.

    The American military is a champion of logistics and how to wipe the floor with superior firepower and training paid for instead of making America a greater place to live with healthcare and well funded social support programs.

    Also see Operation Praying Mantis, or exhibit 6A of why you don’t touch our boats.