tetris11 to Asklemmy · 2 days agoSome Decent Linux Jokes?imagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down13
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minus-squareBogasselinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 hours agoLinux, Microsoft & iOS engineers have a flat tire. The Apple engineer : “let’s replace this tire ASAP” The Linux engineer : “we need to understand what caused the issue first, or it might happen again” The Microsoft engineer : “shouldn’t we just go back in the car and see if the issue solves itself?”
minus-squaretetris11OPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 hours agoThe Apple Exec: “let’s remove the tyre altogether, and sell it piecemeal back to the driver”
minus-squareelectric_nanlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agoMore like: you’ll have to buy a whole new car.
Linux, Microsoft & iOS engineers have a flat tire.
The Apple Exec: “let’s remove the tyre altogether, and sell it piecemeal back to the driver”
More like: you’ll have to buy a whole new car.