oh that’s the vibe signal. Just take your eyes off the road, and try to match the ticking with a song on the radio. Once you find the right song, you’ll also find yourself in a new lane likely, and the vibe sign goes off

You humans sure are a contentious bunch

Klondike Solitaire

(just kidding there are literally no good freecell or solitaire games on f-droid)

vector pinball is amazing

Yeah, but surely you knew how she’d react if you rode it in front of her

The gift of world peace. It was granted to me in lieu of the PS2 I wanted by my fairy godmother. Needless to say I held my breath until she finally relented, and took it back. She gave me a PS2 and I close the curtains and put on headphones a lot when I’m at home.

“No honey, I was referring to that female dog… and was saying that you can’t not you’re a c-”

You mean a frisbee

I got my sister a graphics card because I wanted to play Sims on her machine.

His thinking was, “if nothing will force them to move out early, this will.”

that’s legit funny

The propensity for you and your grandma to both act out of spite for one another is impressively high. Its good to have proof you’re related

same. Don’t buy me electronics. I’m too much of a snob to use what you bought. Either stick to the Christmas wish list we all agreed on, or keep the receipt.

aww, kinda cute

Tetris works well with others. Tetris is as Tetris does. Tetris is not a cartoon character. No really, Tetris isn’t. Tetris the man enjoys playing Tetris the game. Or maybe Tetris is a game all along and Tetris has played himself.

KDE (KayDee) if it’s a girl
GNOME (“G” or Noam) if it’s a boy

…right?

meanwhile: “Hiroki tumblelock, use the pryer and rake the pins, and its open, onto the CCTV, they’re using an esp32-based system, overload gpio pin 23, and its down, onto the armed guards, that’s a knockoff glock variant, hand to throat, body shield, pop those two off, and a quick immolation here and here, and they’re down…”

the ability to think calmly and rationally

“alright guys, (puts on ski mask) today we’ve partnered up with the lockpicking lawyer to break into this gated community.”

news outlets doing their own reporting is a good thing, news outlets waiting to see what others report, or reporting news from a other outlet is a bad thing.

sometimes getting lots of different sources doesn’t amount to much if they all come from the same source, or are reporting deliberately in-favour/contrarian to another news source