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Many Americans think this is the height of masculinity. This is why nobody respects them.
very dry, you hate to see it folks
he’ll be ritually dunked in a mixture of hand lotion and grease at the inauguration
Baron Harkkonen in the black goo pool but it’s lotion and grease
Damn, I should have read the other comments before I posted. Same joke, but perfect for this context:
crowd goes apeshit
You’re back! Welcome back!
I LOVE YOU!
Uncanny:
For those fortunate enough not to know, this is Bowser from the 90’s Mario brothers movie
De-Evolve
Cretaceous!
hair situation kinda looks like either a mullet or how a 7th grade haircut went for me the day before picture day, much to my mother’s unqualified chagrin.
not for nothing, but if I were his stylist, I would advocate for a shaved bald look in Day 0 and sort of a generalissimo kind of vibe moving forward. just lean all the way in to an Il Duce thing. his hogging piss fans are gonna adore him no matter what, but the libs would be beside themselves in fear, loathing and arousal.
the New Coke of presidents
Geezer Chic
Lol dude looks like a Kelly cartoon
Also tangentially related but if they jail Liz Cheney it would be so fucking funny
Can we get much higher?
So high…
Ben garrison is very charitable to that man
Rate my fit m8s.
He almost has the ability to look plausibly normal but decided not to
why does he keep his pants so high up?
hides the gut to split it with the belt
Classic old guy fit tbh. This is why they always wear suspenders.
Style
There is nothing I can say that won’t get removed
mods, it would be a really funny bit to remove this comment
Oh it would be hysterical
Critical support to mod despotism.
He looks even more like Biff Tannen from Back to the Future.
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His main social base are small business dipshits who also wear polos with their own logo. He looks exactly like who he tries to appeal to.
why is this normalized. this is a president.
yeah God forbid that the administrator of the genocide machine lacks decorum
why do his supporters not care that he’s turned himself into a brand???
Bud, trump’s been a brand for literal decades
Literally almost a century+, Fred Trump opened Trump Market (a supermarket) in 1933
I wonder what else Trump was into in the 1930s?
Being such a shit slumlord that Woody Guthrie wrote a song about him lol
<- link(The answer may surprise you!)
Man imagine if he actually got that to take off and Trump market was competing with walmart
Yeah there’s an alternate timeline where Fred Trump becomes a Simon Skinner* style grocery magnate instead of selling off the property and pivoting to real estate.
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