China being “about to invade Taiwan” for 80 years

Iran being “weeks away from a nuclear weapon” for 40 years

In the name of equality and peace, I pledge allegiance to the Killing People and Making Them Slaves and Taking Their Stuff Flag, and the equally wordy Republic for which it stands

Not that misogyny is only born out of insecurity, but I imagine the literal God of Asskicking might not have the same kind of hangups about his confidence that other dieties might

Baseball is where Sci fi writers got the idea for a drug that makes a minute feel like a hundred years

Resident Evil but instead of being directed by Paul W.S. Anderson it’s directed by Paul Thomas Anderson

Every action scene includes at least one quick pan to and from a panicking John C Reily

If socdem stuff is college dorm politics, theirs is hospice politics

Okay fine, I’ll ride my poor neglected bike

The Triad servers, they fuckin love to mythologize us

I just had one of those rare moments where you make a sandwich so good it’s actually life-affirming. Eating this sandwich has healed a small but noticeable amount of psychic damage

Zionist combo pack

Somewhere there’s a portrait of him that looks less like Eli Valley drew it every day

Holy shit lmao

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I guess it was inevitable that we would one day have to confront the source of all their turner diares-esque sexual fearmongering about refugees, and all that conservative fanfiction about how liberal men would totally just let a member of (racial group) do sexual violence to their loved ones to show loyalty to the cause and avoid confronting the condition of servitude that their politics has brought them to.

What will that do, disperse heat to let you print bigger projects that take longer?

Hey, did we get any Fukiyama/ star wars “somehow history returned” memes in like 2022? I hope so, such an obvious joke to make

Truly just a difference of movie to them. Chuds want Dredd, libs want Daybreakers or Repo Men, or that Justin Timberlake movie where time is money. Chuds want the visceral thrill of being fascism’s bloody fist, libs want the sense of superiority that comes from being fascism’s sober accountant. They want the slick polite Umbrella corp fascism, where chuds are the stupid but sometimes useful monsters, and they’re Albert Wesker.

They understand critical support when it’s time to support nazis in Ukraine against the Russian hordes

Guy who rails against gooner-baiting in movies using the language of someone talking about queerbaiting

“…and of course there’s like a two microsecond shot of the main character’s feet in the trailer that you know they’re just gonna edit out of the international release,”