FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

The way things are going I’ll say…Rock. It’s a rock. But techbros can it up:

You can have a hitting rock, a throwing rock, a sitting rock! Rocks to start fire, rocks to contain fire! There’s no end to the potential of Rock! So get in on the ground floor, they’re not making any more

“They can’t prohibit or restrict aid if we don’t send any”, , “See, we’re still the good guys!”

Gorilla Mindset

Orangutan Grindset

“Immediately after the photo was taken Vance bellowed ‘MIND FREAK!’, threw the eggs on the floor, looked confusedly at the mess he made, then smugly asked ‘still, where’d all the egg yolk come from?’”

Do-does he know Dutch heritage? 'Cause I would think bringing more attention to it is the last thing he would want to do…

“Aha! All those court appointments and legal battles you tankies poopooed kept him too busy to run his circuses. I bet you all feel pretty silly right now.”

“In 12 episodes, when this Janky-Dama is finished Bibi-sama is going to be so owned!”

“No? Oh well…”

Really? Interesting behavior, you’re the sir-ing DoD?! Of course I’m concerned about language civility in an organization devoted to making as many corpses as possible. I see, do you see? I don’t think you understand.

“You want to know what this was really all about?” he asked with the bluntness of a man who, after public disgrace and a stretch in federal prison, had little left to protect. “The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.” -John Ehrlichman (served as White House Counsel and Assistant to the President for Domestic Affairs under President Richard Nixon)

I don’t think that’s the whole story, but that’s at least part of it

“It was supposed to be an update…”

“Dinosaur eats man, woman inherits the Earth.”

Hillary Clinton trying to be “with it” is like multiplying (or perhaps dividing ) by zero. No matter what she associates herself with, it’s just

And especially in this case, as the_itsb pointed out

Bro is like, 2 weeks, from unironically doing the Tim Curry but for woke instead of capitalism.

I really hope it does turn out that all the Starlink space junk is what ends up preventing humanity from leaving the planet, (at least until kicks it)

I haven’t seen it in a while, but isn’t this pretty much exactly the bad guy in Shawshank Redemption’s evil plot?

Bloody hell, Thoretc.'s comment is so backwards and wrongheaded I can absolutely see myself typing it with a in front of it to make a satirical point about how IOF simply labeling everything Hamas doesn’t exculpate them committing genocide

Station XV: A likeness of Jesus’ suffering is used to sell Nazi pillows

Some combination of 3 and 11…wait, does that mean I’m actually 12

“Starship Troopers is my ideal Sci-Fi movie!”

‘Yeah, it’s a pretty incredible satire of fascist art and culture’

“It’s WHAT?!”