• Moonguide
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    1 year ago

    Honestly an alien would do a better job at faking being a human. Plus, I’m weirder than them, and I’m not sure what kinda fucked up mothership would send me on a mission like this if I was an alien.

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      1 year ago

      I’m not sure what kinda fucked up mothership would send me on a mission like this if I was an alien.

      Well, that hitchhiker’s guide is not going to write itself now, is it?

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        1 year ago

        I’ll let you know if I ever meet a construction guy who daydreams of riding horses on the steppe.

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    1 year ago

    Because, if we were vastly different species, I doubt we could procreate. Plus, I think she’d have had a hard time hiding it over 13 years of marriage.