Honestly an alien would do a better job at faking being a human. Plus, I’m weirder than them, and I’m not sure what kinda fucked up mothership would send me on a mission like this if I was an alien.
I’m not sure what kinda fucked up mothership would send me on a mission like this if I was an alien.
Well, that hitchhiker’s guide is not going to write itself now, is it?
I’ll let you know if I ever meet a construction guy who daydreams of riding horses on the steppe.
I would know if he was one of us. Maybe from a different alien species?
Because, if we were vastly different species, I doubt we could procreate. Plus, I think she’d have had a hard time hiding it over 13 years of marriage.
He’s refused to probe my anus 😢
Because I haven’t met one of those yet. They sound cool, though.
