You continue to meet expectations…
“See you later” “Not if I see you first!”
I love this one. It takes a moment, but it’s good!
This question makes no sense because I’m British and we make literally anything sound like an insult.
Well of course. You’re British.
Doing it your way will also work…
Per my last email
“govern yourself accordingly” would likely have been on there, I imagine
In a similar vein, if something is written down: really nitpicking on grammatical and spelling mistakes and adding [sic] to quotes.
“As I’ve mentioned previously” is my go-to
You’re at the top of the bell curve.
Great
Your dress is very popular!
Bless his/her heart…
My relationship with you is going almost well
“This tastes … interesting”
“well done you”
Well, at least you’re pretty!
Which is right behind the obvious:
Bless your heart!
“Your wife, sir, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods” -Samuel Johnson
Bless your heart!
I don’t know, but try asking in c/ELI2
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