i’d probably pick
- cartoon tv series can’t have more than 3 seasons
- avocados should have most subsidies of any food
- electron apps are now illegal
- normal tv series can’t have more than 5 seasons
- protruding doorsteps are now illegal
- Mitch Mcconnell is not allowed to breathe public air
- he also must eat the silverware and the packaging alongside every meal
- PBS runs a daily broadcast of the entire, lifetime compendium of ways Mitch Mcconnell has hurt poor and marginalized people
- every time he speaks to a group of more than 3 people, a tortoise must rest on his shoulder and should be encouraged to nibble his ears