i’d probably pick

  • cartoon tv series can’t have more than 3 seasons
  • avocados should have most subsidies of any food
  • electron apps are now illegal
  • normal tv series can’t have more than 5 seasons
  • protruding doorsteps are now illegal
  • abbenm
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    3 years ago

    All toilets use poo to mint a currency you can spend as legal tender. The toilets use an advanced chemical system to treat, sanitize, and combine with recycled wood pulp to create paper currency. The chemical makeup of the currency is how authenticity is proven.

    It is a social safety net style welfare program.

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      3 years ago

      New get rich quick scheme–Doctors hate this one weird trick: Give yourself food poisoning!