With Xi Jinping? No Way!
Cruisin' down the BRI
You're relaxed and feelin' basedNext thing that you know you're seein'
Dengists in the neighborhood!
Surfin' on a subreddit
Swingin' through the based as f postsTake a left at the shitpost flair
Take your second right past Cringe
On the magic XI bus
Navigate a book
Climb on the magic Xi bus
Spank a liberal, too (Take That!)
On our magic Xi bus
Read a wall oftextOn the magic Xi bus
Such a based thing todo!
So strap your bones right to the seat
Come oninand don't be shy
Come on
Just to make your day complete
You might get based and fly
On the magic Xi bus
Step inside it's a wilder ride!
Come on!
Ride on the magic Xi bus!
CPC official here: Your words have truly destroyed us. Xi Jinping’s suicide will be broadcast on live television tomorrow at3 PM Beijing time and mine will be broadcasted exactly 24 hours later. Every time a Redditor says “fuck the CCP”, all of us CPC members simultaneously burst into tears and shit our pants, and every anti-CPC Reddit post causes massive earthquakes in Beijing. We truly cannot live without your approval!
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I can’t find the video where President Xi quits on video after reddit won’t stop spamming him memes. Its just an announcement video but the subtitles are changed and its essentially the above automod but a video. Do you know where this might be 🥺👉👈
Everyone aboard the magic xi bus. We going to based land.
where’s that /r/genzedong automod response about riding with Xi
Anyone have that pasta saved?
found it, folks
With Xi Jinping? No Way! Cruisin' down the BRI You're relaxed and feelin' based Next thing that you know you're seein' Dengists in the neighborhood! Surfin' on a subreddit Swingin' through the based as f posts Take a left at the shitpost flair Take your second right past Cringe On the magic XI bus Navigate a book Climb on the magic Xi bus Spank a liberal, too (Take That!) On our magic Xi bus Read a wall of text On the magic Xi bus Such a based thing to do! So strap your bones right to the seat Come on in and don't be shy Come on Just to make your day complete You might get based and fly On the magic Xi bus Step inside it's a wilder ride! Come on! Ride on the magic Xi bus!A true masterpiece of parody lyrics 💯
I miss the automod 😪
1984
A rapist, a snitch, a plagiarist, and a racist walk into a bar.
The bartender asks “How’s the new book coming Mr. Orwell?”
Literally
here’s a good one
CPC official here: Your words have truly destroyed us. Xi Jinping’s suicide will be broadcast on live television tomorrow at 3 PM Beijing time and mine will be broadcasted exactly 24 hours later. Every time a Redditor says “fuck the CCP”, all of us CPC members simultaneously burst into tears and shit our pants, and every anti-CPC Reddit post causes massive earthquakes in Beijing. We truly cannot live without your approval! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣀⣀⣀⠀⠻⣷⣄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣦⡀ ⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣧ ⠀ ⠀⠙⢿⣿⡿⠋⠻⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣄⡀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⢿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁ ⢠⣶⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣦⡀ ⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡿I can’t find the video where President Xi quits on video after reddit won’t stop spamming him memes. Its just an announcement video but the subtitles are changed and its essentially the above automod but a video. Do you know where this might be 🥺👉👈
nay, but it doth sound familiarth
Curses! I tried searching “Xi quits because of reddit” on YouTube and… well… 🤮
Ahhh, I remember this one
That was one of my favourites along with the vaushfacts bot.