• found it, folks

      With Xi Jinping? No Way!
      
      Cruisin' down the BRI
      You're relaxed and feelin' based
      Next thing that you know you're seein'
      Dengists in the neighborhood!
      Surfin' on a subreddit
      Swingin' through the based as f posts
      Take a left at the shitpost flair
      Take your second right past Cringe
      
      On the magic XI bus
      Navigate a book
      Climb on the magic Xi bus
      Spank a liberal, too (Take That!)
      On our magic Xi bus
      Read a wall of text
      On the magic Xi bus
      Such a based thing to do!
      
      So strap your bones right to the seat
      Come on in and don't be shy
      Come on
      Just to make your day complete
      You might get based and fly
      
      On the magic Xi bus
      Step inside it's a wilder ride!
      Come on!
      Ride on the magic Xi bus!