With Xi Jinping? No Way!
Cruisin' down the BRI
You're relaxed and feelin' basedNext thing that you know you're seein'
Dengists in the neighborhood!
Surfin' on a subreddit
Swingin' through the based as f postsTake a left at the shitpost flair
Take your second right past Cringe
On the magic XI bus
Navigate a book
Climb on the magic Xi bus
Spank a liberal, too (Take That!)
On our magic Xi bus
Read a wall oftextOn the magic Xi bus
Such a based thing todo!
So strap your bones right to the seat
Come oninand don't be shy
Come on
Just to make your day complete
You might get based and fly
On the magic Xi bus
Step inside it's a wilder ride!
Come on!
Ride on the magic Xi bus!
found it, folks
With Xi Jinping? No Way! Cruisin' down the BRI You're relaxed and feelin' based Next thing that you know you're seein' Dengists in the neighborhood! Surfin' on a subreddit Swingin' through the based as f posts Take a left at the shitpost flair Take your second right past Cringe On the magic XI bus Navigate a book Climb on the magic Xi bus Spank a liberal, too (Take That!) On our magic Xi bus Read a wall of text On the magic Xi bus Such a based thing to do! So strap your bones right to the seat Come on in and don't be shy Come on Just to make your day complete You might get based and fly On the magic Xi bus Step inside it's a wilder ride! Come on! Ride on the magic Xi bus!A true masterpiece of parody lyrics 💯