CPC official here: Your words have truly destroyed us. Xi Jinping’s suicide will be broadcast on live television tomorrow at3 PM Beijing time and mine will be broadcasted exactly 24 hours later. Every time a Redditor says “fuck the CCP”, all of us CPC members simultaneously burst into tears and shit our pants, and every anti-CPC Reddit post causes massive earthquakes in Beijing. We truly cannot live without your approval!
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I can’t find the video where President Xi quits on video after reddit won’t stop spamming him memes. Its just an announcement video but the subtitles are changed and its essentially the above automod but a video. Do you know where this might be 🥺👉👈
1984
A rapist, a snitch, a plagiarist, and a racist walk into a bar.
The bartender asks “How’s the new book coming Mr. Orwell?”
Literally
here’s a good one
CPC official here: Your words have truly destroyed us. Xi Jinping’s suicide will be broadcast on live television tomorrow at 3 PM Beijing time and mine will be broadcasted exactly 24 hours later. Every time a Redditor says “fuck the CCP”, all of us CPC members simultaneously burst into tears and shit our pants, and every anti-CPC Reddit post causes massive earthquakes in Beijing. We truly cannot live without your approval! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣀⣀⣀⠀⠻⣷⣄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣦⡀ ⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣧ ⠀ ⠀⠙⢿⣿⡿⠋⠻⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣄⡀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⢿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁ ⢠⣶⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣦⡀ ⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡿I can’t find the video where President Xi quits on video after reddit won’t stop spamming him memes. Its just an announcement video but the subtitles are changed and its essentially the above automod but a video. Do you know where this might be 🥺👉👈
nay, but it doth sound familiarth
Curses! I tried searching “Xi quits because of reddit” on YouTube and… well… 🤮
Ahhh, I remember this one
That was one of my favourites along with the vaushfacts bot.