• found it, folks

            With Xi Jinping? No Way!
            
            Cruisin' down the BRI
            You're relaxed and feelin' based
            Next thing that you know you're seein'
            Dengists in the neighborhood!
            Surfin' on a subreddit
            Swingin' through the based as f posts
            Take a left at the shitpost flair
            Take your second right past Cringe
            
            On the magic XI bus
            Navigate a book
            Climb on the magic Xi bus
            Spank a liberal, too (Take That!)
            On our magic Xi bus
            Read a wall of text
            On the magic Xi bus
            Such a based thing to do!
            
            So strap your bones right to the seat
            Come on in and don't be shy
            Come on
            Just to make your day complete
            You might get based and fly
            
            On the magic Xi bus
            Step inside it's a wilder ride!
            Come on!
            Ride on the magic Xi bus!
            
            • ☭CommieWolf☆
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              72 years ago

              A rapist, a snitch, a plagiarist, and a racist walk into a bar.

              The bartender asks “How’s the new book coming Mr. Orwell?”

              • here’s a good one

                CPC official here: Your words have truly destroyed us. Xi Jinping’s suicide will be broadcast on live television tomorrow at 3 PM Beijing time and mine will be broadcasted exactly 24 hours later. Every time a Redditor says “fuck the CCP”, all of us CPC members simultaneously burst into tears and shit our pants, and every anti-CPC Reddit post causes massive earthquakes in Beijing. We truly cannot live without your approval!
                
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