The problem with a Yelp for coworkers is that some coworkers are corporate stooges with no class consciousness, so their reviews are worthless. The toxic positivity of some LinkedIn bootlickers is a good example.

Dennis from Sales: 5/5. Smarmy, arrogant git with no concept of how anything works, but his wife is great in the sack.

Eats crunchy foods (celery, carrots, etc) in shared office every day for lunch. Loudly.

Gary in Accounting - 3.2/5 Stars - “He can’t read emails for shit, but he’ll occasionally bring in donuts for everyone”