• Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    I feel like most intelligent people are now on the bidet bandwagon, but it still blows my mind how many people I know that still resist using one (even when readily available). Quit being fuckin disgusting!

    Some of these same people wonder why their sex life is mediocre at best. Maybe it’s your hygiene. Just sayin.

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      2 months ago

      Wow, I’ve never seen someone try to link bidet use to intelligence before. It’s almost impressive.

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        2 months ago

        You clearly haven’t met a Southern European. We divide the world in civilized ass washers and uncivilized smelly barbarians

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            2 months ago

            We: Italians, Spanish, Greeks, Arabs, Turks, Vietnamese, South Asians, Japanese.

            Barbarians: everybody else, especially the French

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      2 months ago

      During my first trip to Japan I was reluctant to use it.

      My manager was traveling with me and he bought one to take home and he already had one from a previous trip and he kept talking about how life changing it was

      I finally decided to use the bidet on my last day of the trip and it was a life changer. I had to go back to Japan a month later and I got a nice Toshiba that unfortunately died early this year but now you can find bidets easily on Amazon or Costco

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      2 months ago

      This is high level trolling, very impressive sir