Can’t go wrong with pizza.

That fake movie glassware would be easiest on the teeth.

Eating unfired china would be my second choice

Do you get the health consequences of the meal you choose?

Chicken fried steak, with garlic mashed potatoes and broccoli.

Probably sinigang. With lots of daikon radish and mustard greens. And there is of course rice because you can’t have sinigang without rice. They go together.

Pho. or maybe stir fry.

Probably my late grandmas “Shepherds Pie”. Lightly ground beef, mashed potatoes, carrots, corn, and some other veggies and stuff I can’t remember baked together as a casserole. The most major difference from a traditional shepherds pie though is it’s topped with a layer of tater tots.

It’s gluttonous as fuck but it’s delicious.

This is assuming I’m given it though, fuck having to cook that for the rest of my life.

Pho. 2nd place: fried rice

Feijoada

I’d probably pick a saucer as it’s the smallest dish between cups, bowls, and plates.

Eating glass/ceramic sounds like it’d be painful so you’d really want to minimize the size of the dish.

Let’s assume I don’t get tremendously fat… I’d pick southern biscuits and sausage gravy.

Pez. Cherry flavored pez

Pizza Or spaghetti

A breaded chicken sandwich with colby jack cheese with waffle fries. I basically ate this meal for a year straight my freshman year in college because my meal plan included 1 meal a day from a Chic-fil-a on campus and there weren’t many other options around. Good times.

Pasta Carbonara – can’t get enough of the stuff, honestly.

Extra cheese too.