I usually unroll enough to to cross the pee gap twice, then sitting makes it taught, and it keeps my dick from grazing the bowl.
What’s your strategy?
Look at mr. long dong over here.
Just the tip. And I’m fat so there’s some trigonometry involved that I don’t understand, but sure, I’ll accept the compliment.
I’d have to do some pretty amazing contortions for my junk to touch the toilet bowl. Like splits with one foot in the bowl?
Pee gap? Ima need some paint examples
I even do that at home…
Those seat protectors they have in some bathrooms? I bet you’re using it wrong
The flap goes in the front, not the back. It keeps you from getting the witch’s kiss on your peepee.
They don’t make those for full-figured gents like myself. They break 100% of the time, then my dick touches the bowl.
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I rip those out and float it on the water to act as a splash guard. Sometimes my tip touches the rim but I usually carefully tuck it
However, more importantly, you can drape TP over the auto flush sensor to make sure it doesn’t spray saltwater on your balls every time you move.
If it’s inside the wall, spit on the tp, then stick it to the wall so it hangs down over the sensor. Be sure to wipe your spit off the wall when you’re done, ya pig.
*shitwater
