I’m gonna move to Hollywood and make a version of Saw where the torture chamber is full of libs and the puppet keeps lecturing them on how much worse the torture could be so they need to just put up with the torture they’re getting.
Can that torture be CBT in the Barbara pit?
That’s… an inventive juxtaposition.
Or they could be forced into a human centipede position and they would be told that they are doing a communism
On one hand, better, on another hand, wtf
Sorry, I got weird again
They get to vote on the tortures they endure!
Would you like first a CBT torture device or spontaneous-discombobulation machine, applied to your head?
Our torture chamber’s sponsors paid for these options, there is no other…
That’s just Saw lol. He basically says “you don’t appreciate life. Now climb through this pit of needles because the consequences it’s not as bad as your sin against life”
Well shoot, guess I should’ve watched it before writing my screenplay.
It’s insane that this is how the “adults in the room” react to the mildest, most inconsequential form of protest that involves voting (the holy altar of liberal democracy according to those same “adults”)
I take some solace in the fact that /r/politics users are a uniquely demented assortment of Langley provocateurs and reddit pmc clowns, and thus do not represent the average American
Last year I didn’t have and I couldn’t have even conceived that “Trump is worse than the genocide and ethnic cleansing caused by and being caused by Biden right now” on my 2024 Presidential Bingo Card but here we are.
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Hi yes here it is: Biden is the US president while Trump is not. Glad I could help
Trump was president and instigated shit in Israel like moving the embassy in Jerusalem. The sad fact is that the US government decided years ago that this is the path for Israel/Palestine. It’s larger than either of these two clowns who IMO would both have done the same thing, although one can speculate that Biden is doing it more competently, or something…
The only improvement with Trump would be his likely reduction/withdrawal of support from Ukraine. But that would be offset, possibly to a greater degree, by more extreme agitation against China, compared with Biden.
Both Biden and Trump serve the interests of American imperialism, they merely have different tactics.
The only improvement with Trump would be his likely reduction/withdrawal of support from Ukraine. But that would be offset, possibly to a greater degree, by more extreme agitation against China, compared with Biden.
Disagree. One, I don’t think Trump is more extreme on China than Biden. Trump’s louder about China than Biden, but Biden has much more competently done the same shit Trump wanted to do regarding China. Do you feel like we’re further from war with China than we were before Biden took office? I sure don’t.
Two, at least Trump has opposition. He’s so outwardly gross and annoying that he makes the libs take our side. I genuinely felt much safer with Trump in power than Biden, because at least when Trump did evil shit people tried to stop it. When Trump did the Muslim ban people shut down airports, if Biden did the same they’d be telling us how actually he had to do it for national security and Trump would’ve done it worse.
Do you feel like we’re further from war with China than we were before Biden took office? I sure don’t.
Both Biden and Trump want war with China. But only the latter wants it right now, the former is merely setting up the pieces in Ukraine and west Asia. I mean I can only speculate but I think Trump would have taken concrete real steps toward a more open conflict with China if he was reelected in 2020. Maybe we would have traded Ukraine for Taiwan. Idk. But acting like these two scenarios are the same because they are both anti-China is reductive, imo.
Muslim ban
I guess. It was never going to work out legally. It was just one of Trumps many smoke and mirrors to distract from the other things he was doing. Biden achieves the same result by staying quiet.
With Trump in office libs will be forced to pretend to care about genocide
Unless you want to claim libs will support Trump’s Isreal policy? :)
This is my big thing and why I think Biden is in fact the greater of two evils. At least Trump makes the libs pretend to be on our side.
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Then maybe be less shitty and condescending to people who take a principled stance and refuse to legitimate a government perpetuating genocide?
Your defense of Biden is that he’s as bad as Trump?
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Thank God Biden is in power and the settlements in the West Bank have now been declared illegal.
Every liberal speaks in the same condescending way.
Peanut gallery? Peanut gallery is the name for… checks notes the cheap seats in theatre for the poorer rowdy audience members…
…with possible racist origin in the United States’ segregated South as a synonym for the back seats or upper balcony mostly reserved for Black people and immigrants…
Mr Biden is that you?
EDIT: On the topic of the ever condescending ‘checks notes’, the Financial Times of course loves it, with their most recent instance of it being “Are investors prepared for checks notes nuclear war in space?”
Seriously.
Bruh the genocide is happening right now under Biden. This has nothing to do with Trump. A vote for Biden is a vote for genocide. That’s all there is to it. Go support genocide if you want I guess just admit that is what you’re supporting. Don’t lie to yourself about it.
I guess Trump is more blatant in that regard… But overall it’s Kayfabe…
The substance of U.S foreign policy stills stays the same
Nothing will fundamentally change
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He even admitted it’s basically meaningless since we live in a red ass state, but STILL this guy was vehement that I should vote for biden as harm-reduction, otherwise I have a “child’s view of politics”.
This is a toddler pushing buttons on an unplugged controllers thinking they’re controlling what’s happening on the screen.
99% Hitler is the lesser of two Hitlers.
Yes he will be totally unaccountable to the voters in his second term.
Yes he will probably die a natural death before he could stand trial for whatever crimes he commits without accountability.
Yes his latest social media campaign involves calling himself Dark Brandon and showing red lasers coming out of his eyes.
Trust us bro. He’s only 99% Hitler.
Genuinely it seems like Biden’s whole thing right now is “No I’m 100% Hitler! He’s saying he’s 100% Hitler but look at all the Hitlering I’m doing! I can be 100% Hitler just please vote for me not him”
To prove I’m not 100% Hitler, I’m now advocating for 100% Hitler’s border policy as long as he funds my genocide against children and my Nazi Mujahideen. He isn’t voting for it because he wants to be 101% Hitler.
101% Hitler must be stopped.
101% Hitler is a terrifying notion and an existential threat to our democracy where the only candidate I can vote for is 99% Hitler running on 100% Hitler’s platform. What if Republicans win the senate and 101% Hitler can finally unleash 101.5% Hitler?
Presidents aren’t kings and can’t do anything at all when it’s a (D) but have you seen the scary plan trump has to deport every single person and marry all the women for a death cult dedicated to Putler?
Is anyone even saying that? I thought the whole issue was about withholding votes by votong undeclared in the upcoming primary to draw attention to the fact that Biden can’t take this voting bloc for granted and should listen to their concerns. A significant group of voters using their collective leverage. Back in the day we would’ve called that effective democracy.
the voice of reason
There are In fact LOTS of progressives saying they won’t ever vote for Biden ever based on the current war in Palestine. It’s strange to me to give up on the every thing else in your life for the plight of the Palestinian people which is a very complex situation politically, economical, and militarily in that region. A lot of rights here in the US are on the line. Things can get infinitely worse.
aaaaaand we’re back to fantasyland
a very complex situation politically, economical, and militarily in that region
Ta-Nehisi Coates on his visit to Israel and Palestine - “There’s a word that come up all the time and it’s ‘complexity’ and it’s closely related adjective ‘complicated’… I assumed it would be hard to descern right from wrong to understand the morality at play [and the conflict]. But perhaps the most shocking thing was that I immediately understood.”
I recall watching a journalist ask some kids where they’re from and they said Palestine, then they got visibly scared as a member of the IOF calls them over. He yelled at them and said there is no Palestine, that it’s Israel. Back home you had to teach kids to be wary of cops, in occupied Palestine the children inevitably find out on their own.
Palestine is so complex that my pea brain just can’t form a single opinion. This is a normal thing to say about a conflict with a 20:1 casualty ratio.
Thank God MSNBC and Fox News told me what to think, otherwise I’d have to like, read a book and look at a map or something.
Translation: “It’s weird to me people take the humanity of Palestinians seriously, don’t they know we have to keep the kayfabe of the two party system alive”
the plight of the Palestinian people which is a very complex situation politically, economical, and militarily
I’m gonna… I’m gonna… nuuuuuuance
It’s a very complex situation therefore we shouldn’t bother having an opinion on it or caring, eventhough your tax dollars are currently going to the funding of this complex situation.
It’s weird you would think that if it were so complicated and nuanced that maybe there would be a variety of possible correct conclusions or solutions.
But of course when they say it’s super complicated and nuanced they don’t mean that there’s any other acceptable answers than the ones that they arrived it, it just means that their solution might not make sense to you if you just analyze it with things like “historical context” and “ethics” but it’s definitely still the ONLY correct answer, even if to you it just seems like they’re enabling a genocide.
Things can get infinitely worse.
Liberals keep saying this and while that’s true for suburban white Americans, I don’t understand how the situation could get worse for Palestinians. What exactly do they think Trump will do that Biden and Israel haven’t done already? Gaza is flattened. Is Trump going to commit double genocide?
Is Israel just playing around? I don’t understand what kind of morbid imagination liberals have if the current situation for Palestinians could get worse.
Cool so my reasons for not voting for Biden are complex and nuanced so you can’t criticize me for it.
Is anyone even saying that?
Yea there are a decent number of people saying that because of frustration.
It’s a little reminiscent of Global Southerners who worship Russia (though to be fair, worshipping Russia is nowhere near as stupid as worshipping Trump, since they at least sort of have a common interest with you while Trump has none)
Voting for Trump will not improve a single thing for any Palestinian or Muslim person. If you want to just save the time and improve your life instead of voting, that’s totally understandable, but if you’re actively going out and voting for Trump you’re just a reactionary (and a cuck)
It’s strange to me to give up on the every thing else in your life for the plight of the Palestinian people
Hell, as generally self-centered as I am, there’re far more important things in the world than I. Often exponentially so.
very complex situation
There’s a handful of good folks in those threads. Nice to see.
The reddit BlueMaga… Not so much
I honestly am starting to find it hard to care what these people think. At the end of the day, if they force Biden to run, they’re going to lose. Full stop. No amount of shaming and no amount of excuse making can make up the margins he is likely to lose by at this point.
I’m seeing new and more insane levels of “Trump is the worst thing ever!” lib comments on a near daily basis now. I can’t even imagine what they’ll be saying once the election is very close. Maybe it will be stuff like “Look - Trump is worse than the so-called genocide and ethnic cleansing. Sorry but not sorry.”
“Look, Biden may have started WWIII, but do you really want Trump to be in charge of our world war response?”
Put the lathe down.
fuck this is going to be the narrative going into election day, isn’t it?
At that point you can ask the libs if Trump is as bad as they claim, then why hasn’t he been arrested and disqualified
“If democracy is at stake, why isn’t anyone acting like it?”
-42069 downvotes and no actual answer to the question
It feels like the stakes are way higher now, the US has two parties with their electable figures decaying from old age and probably less than five years away from death. There’s an active genocide going on. There’s a huge recession looming over Europe. The level of importance of this election has broken past “the most important of our lifetimes” and will soon be reaching “the most important in history, perhaps for all eternity”.
It will be a fucking funny election cycle and I’m here for it.
It will be a fucking funny election cycle and I’m here for it.
At least we have that going for us.
will soon be reaching “the most important in history, perhaps for all eternity”.
If I was a pathetic human being and all that mattered to me was stuff like karma at reddit - I’d be working hard every single day on the perfect uber-lib “the most important election in eternity” meme. Biden is the wise elder statesman (or a wizard?) and a great man yet a lot of the public ignores or even belittles him.
Despite their grossly, unjust attitude he is making a superhero-like effort to save them along with all of humanity by fighting the good fight against an horrible monster enemy (orange is ideal) in some beloved pop-culture universe like Star Wars, Star Trek, MCU, Game of Thrones, LOTR, etc.
Make Biden Gandalf and put Trumps head on Saruman and maybe then ask who you would want leading the Istari
It’s more like
vs 
OK but the assignment was to come up with something that would get you a 100k karma while collecting another 20k in “Thanks for the gold kind stranger!”
Have they tried “Russia and China bad”? This seems to work regardless of actual topic at hand.
I find an indiscriminate “fuck trump” can be put into any reddit comment section and you will get a few updoots
Comrade, don’t disrespect Gandalf like that.
These dipshits really think “Joe Biden but loud and boorish” is the worst thing ever, and it’s so telling
Joe Biden but loud and boorish
that’s just Joe Biden
Trump is worse than the so-called genocide and ethnic cleansing.
I feel like you’ll see that now as the prevailing belief. It’s not a genocide, it’s a war and it’s complicated with a history behind it (that isn’t just more of what they’re doing now).
They’re already saying that. They refuse to call it a genocide, and say that trump will be worse for Gaza. Gaza won’t be there by november partly because of their chosen leader, but that’s Russian dismatzzyya or whatever thing they’re calling it this week
Speaking of Gaza, Bernie Sanders has lately been getting his ass handed to him by…
Prepare yourself for this…
spoiler
BETO O’ROURKE
I’m ready to vote Juan Gringo for president.
"Everything you know is wrong / Black is white, up is down and short is long "
Beto is going to get voted off democrat Island just like Tlaib
If Trump wins, I get to laugh at libs. If Biden wins, I get to laugh at chuds. Either way, I win.
Not saying she’s actually good, but she’s exceptionally good for a lib and would be an easy shoe in to replace Biden.
To that note, all they’d have to do is pick him up while he’s sleeping and put him in an office building with the most basic mock-up of the White House and he’d never notice. He won’t remember the shape of the oval office, just plaster up some generic out doors pictures for “windows”, get some college theater kids to play staffers and joint chiefs. If he comments that something is off, just tell him there’s some remodeling going on. Gradually transition him to the memory ward and just tell the nurses to tell him that they’re his new aides and that he’s solved whatever issue he asks about.
Oval office bus stop
Some nursing homes and hospitals have built fake, imitation bus stops for their residents who have dementia. Some of these bus stops are even fitted with old advertisements and timetables to give a sense of familiarity. The residents will sit at the bus stop waiting for a bus to take them to their imagined destination. After some time, a staff member comes to escort the clients back to the home.
Heartwarming yet devastating.
Dementia and memory loss are terrifying which is why I think it’s funny and good it happened to Reagan because he deserved it.
Legit, that’s the one thing that I would probably seek MAS for. Lewy body dementia sounds like a fate worse than hell.
Edit: Regan didn’t deserve to make it to that age. Hinkley should have done some target practice and I will never forgive him for neglecting to do so.
Im sure the set of the “West Wing” is still around…
She’s not awesome from a leftist perspective, but since she’s been in office, a lot of better things happened in Michigan. I’m “happy” to have her at the helm for what it’s worth (over anyone else who ran, obviously.)
I would like her to unfuck what Snyder did to local government and utilities, maybe
him too instead of making his legal problems dissapear. But she did codify abortion and queer rights, though I think it’s largely Dana Nessel for that.If she doesn’t distance herself from the reckoning coming for Genocide Joe she and dems will get screwed in the next election.
Dems better wake the fuck up to thier downballots and even midterms getting wrecked because of theirs and Bidens shit takes on supporting genocide.
lol why they do not care
I was going to say there nothing dems love more than fundraising off the fact they just lost a bunch of elections.
Plus when they win people expect them to do stuff which is not what they’re about.
They let a bunch of Nazis run unopposed at the city and state level and then cry about “why are all the school boards and county clerks Nazis?!?!?!”
Every time. All the party has to do is stick ANYONE in there with a hundred dollar bill, and they would win school board elections, but they don’t. They don’t care about what’s actually happening to people on the ground. They let the schools and city planning committees get all notified, then call us dumb because those same Nazis want to burn the school curriculum and replace it with the old testament
Voting uncommitted in the primary is so obviously the right choice whether you do the “harm reduction” vote for Biden, vote for an independent candidate or just leave it blank/ not show up for the presidential election. Embarrassing the Dems by having 100,000’s of their own primary voters writing in uncommitted is exactly what groups like the DSA should be telling their registered dem members to do, even if they’re outside of Michigan. It would be very significant if a large amount of people did this, probably the most effective leverage you could possibly apply on them through electoralism, I may just not know about it, but I don’t know if a primary has ever been weaponized against an incumbent candidate like this before in the US.
It would actually be better if all of this was happening under Trump because then libs would be supporting the opposition to this genocide. All of the activism around immigration stopped the second Biden came into office. The kids are still in cages and now you’re a bad person if you point it out
At least Trump will be honest about the atrocities they’re committing instead of lying about aid trucks and calling Netenyahu bad words behind closed doors.
I think that’s what Liberals are most afraid of: Trump won’t dress this genocide up as anything but a genocide, and then Libs will have to pretend to care about genocide again, which is just exhausting for them.
Typical 99% Hitler supporter
He endorsed her when she ran and she returned the favor in 2020 when the DNC was shanking Bernie. Same as it ever was
I don’t know why I clicked the link; I don’t know what I expected. Any voice of reason just gets idiotic replies.
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