Government Cheese about to make a comeback
Government Cheese about to make a comeback
Satan’s like: “I want nothing to do with this.”
It was a debate
“Hey kid… you like science right? Well… did you know there is an immortal science?”
I met a few underage people via videogames and all ages music venues when I was in my early 20s. Lemme say from experience: it’s pretty easy to avoid certain topics, not share or ask for pictures, not seek invites to house parties full of high schoolers. If you’re not keeping it above board it’s almost guaranteed to be “if you seek it you will find it” territory. You don’t accidentally sext a teenager. Or ask them about their sex lives. Or try to see them one on one.
Exactly! She has the money to remove herself entirely from public interaction. But she chooses to interact. And this is the way she goes about it. If this were a thousand years ago and she were some feudal analog her vizier/praetorian guard/heir would have mercy-poisoned her by now.
Oh bazinga oh bazanga oh my darling techbro truck
You were recalled four times over
Oh my darling cybertruck
I’m reminded of all the “lol Yao Ming was made by Chinese scientists cuz Asians are supposed to be short” jokes I saw back in the day. Like… there’s a billion Chinese people. You hit the button on the genetic slot machine a billion times and you are going to find an exception to every rule. Humans are cool and awesome like that.
Vatican³ Hypervatican
smiles down from heaven up from hell
I wonder how Israel can afford such things. Oh well. Guess we’ll never know.
Boeing saved 42 cents by replacing a critical piece of insulation with a handful of circus peanuts and a bobby pin.
Every time your gun sweats cosmoline Putler is owned
Finance imperialists when people have had enough of their shit:
P is it posting?
I is it inspiring?
G got poop?
P is it a pig?
O is it on?
O is it really on?
P is it poop?
B is it balls?
A is for Apple
L is it Roman 50?
L is it longitudinal?
S is it shitting on its balls?
Just pull up a list of Italian first names and start plugging in whatever fits.
It’s amazing how much they got and continue to get wrong and the most vocal people raising voices about COVID and the attendant issues are the death dealing antivax chuds. Hellworld.
Every time I relearn how to clear my cache and then promptly forget. I blame the microplastics for my smooth as fuck brain.
Infinitely cooler and more practical than a bazinga truck
I hate when democrats mock him for draft dodging. Literally the only cool thing he did. “It makes him a hypocrite!” Buddy, he’s a right-wing chud, he’d be a hypocrite anyway for any reason. It’s in his blood. Kinda like how dems effortlessly self-sabotage.