(Behind Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson)

Pokémon Go to Hell

folks… leto… paul atreides, excuse me… has promised to be a dictator on day one…

He does sort of stick out but I got used to him.

MUAD’DIB is ALIVE… I must FIND him!

Side note, it’s funny how none of the adaptations really have accurate depictions of the Emperor - he’s supposed to appear on the younger side due to consuming so much spice.

Hard to believe it’s been 17 years since Joe Biden was president.

it

fucking

SUCKS

Like I know people have memed that AI conversation from Metal Gear Solid 2 to death, but my god is it more relevant than ever. Just this unending churn of junk. There is no humanity left online. There’s not much in the real world either. Fuck AI.

When Gaza dies, all of humanity will die.

Wow, yeah he really distilled it right there. This very sentiment has been on my mind a lot. What’s equally chilling is how many people are okay with it all.

Edit - worth posting the last part of the clip too

It turns out that the people of God were not the people of Israel. It is not the people of the United States of North America. Rather, the people of God is all humanity, and the children of Gaza, that was humanity, the chosen people of God. They are killing the chosen people of God, the children of humanity.

Slipping into a state of mind where I just hate everyone around me. No relief in sight.

Nice, I’d love an illustration of this

Yeah I saw that video and the speculation around it. Did anyone confirm what it actually was?

What was it?

That’ll show them.

The Jon Bois series on the Reform Party is a great watch

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You will live to see WWIII.

If he weren’t the arch-ghoul of the American empire, I’d feel sad.

He was just an average kid, looking for some adventure

But when adventure finds him

*cuts to The Kid (played by Finn Wolfhard) getting woken up on his horse" Wait, what’s going on?

*Glanton (played by Adam Sandler) is shaking him “Wake up, lazy bones! We’re gonna sack this village!”

*cuts to wide shot of the Gang approaching the village (which is notably white, so as not to anger the Native American market) as dramatic BWOMMMMS play"

*Suddenly, the dramatic tension cuts as one of the villagers shoots an arrow at Glanton’s crotch, causing him to cringe"

*The Judge (played by The Rock in white-face, for some easily marketable controversy) winces and goes “Ooooh, right in the Toadvine!”™

*Cormac McCarthy himself shows up to say “Nuff said!”

…he’s gonna need some friends along the way

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

This summer

“The kid yells “This desert is our home! We can’t let the army take what’s ours! Who’s with me gang?” as everyone cheers”

…the west…

*shows The Kid and Toadvine (who is now played by Leslie Jones) beatboxing on their horses"

…is gonna get…

shows the dancing bear beating up army goons as The Judge rides on his back with a rifle"

…wild

music stops with a record scratch as The Judge twerks"

*Glanton’s jaw drops as The Kid goes "Awkwaaaaard™ *

BLOOD MERIDIAN, RATED PG-13 (accompanied by a cgititle screen and a guitar rif)

“The scene cuts to black”

*Suddenly, the scene cuts back to The Judge sitting in a saloon, when he hears a voice say “Hey Holden, I’m not through with you”"

*Camera tums around, showing an aged Javier Bardem reprising his role as Anton to set up the McCarthy Cinematic Universe"

COMING JANUARY 2024

“every TYPE of woman should GET a chance”

It’s not too long. For a fan translation it’s pretty good, but a bit janky at points. It’s a pretty strange book and I don’t know if I’d like it quite as much if I wasn’t well-acquainted with DE. It definitely fleshes out the world, especially concepts like the pale. Worth a read if you’re a DE fan.

There’s a couple different translations, so if you do read it go with the Ibex translation (https://www.reddit.com/r/DiscoElysium/comments/13e4tle/sacred_and_terrible_air_püha_ja_õudne_lõhn_full/?captcha=1).

Fuck all AI anything.