• happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    9 months ago

    To prove I’m not 100% Hitler, I’m now advocating for 100% Hitler’s border policy as long as he funds my genocide against children and my Nazi Mujahideen. He isn’t voting for it because he wants to be 101% Hitler.

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        9 months ago

        101% Hitler is a terrifying notion and an existential threat to our democracy where the only candidate I can vote for is 99% Hitler running on 100% Hitler’s platform. What if Republicans win the senate and 101% Hitler can finally unleash 101.5% Hitler?

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          9 months ago

          Presidents aren’t kings and can’t do anything at all when it’s a (D) but have you seen the scary plan trump has to deport every single person and marry all the women for a death cult dedicated to Putler?