My ISP (in Canada) sends a friendly nastygram. Like they forward the message from the copyright holder, but they preface it with “don’t worry, we’re legally obligated to pass this along to you, but almost nothing they say here is legal in Canada”

Edit: here is the verbatim text from one I got a couple years back:

We have received a notice of claimed infringement on behalf of $COPYRIGHT_HOLDER who has claimed a file was illegally downloaded from $IP on $DATE at $TIME. Our systems indicate this IP address was assigned to your account at the time listed in the notice. As part of Canada’s Copyright Modernization Act which came into effect January 2015, we are legally required to pass this attached notice from the copyright holder on to you as well as store a copy of the notice for 6 months.

There are some things to keep in mind while reviewing the attached notice:

1. While we are legally required to forward this notice to you, we have no way of verifying the accuracy of their claims as we do not track what you do on the internet;

2. We have not provided any of your personal information to the sender as the protection of your privacy is very important to us. Only a court order can force us to provide any information and we have not received a court order regarding this notice;

3. Many notices contain language inconsistent with Canadian law which generally limits damages to $5,000 for non-commercial infringement as opposed to the hundreds of thousands they often claim;

4. We are not able to provide you with any legal guidance on how to interpret their claim or offers, however it is important to understand that no legal action has been taken against you at this time and you are under no obligation to respond to their notice.

The Nastygram was then included as an email attachment