Damn we need a new conspiracy so I can get in on the ground floor and make some cash!
Uhhh, quick everyone, buy these little talismans, they’ll protect you from… uhh… Jews? And liberals, yeah. Yeah $200 for the low strength, two for $400 special deal this month only, or you can get the super secret one that also wards off cops for $500. Cash in advance no refunds.
Yeah they pay for these conventions, flat earth merch, flat earth messuring tools, maps and a bunch of other crap.
Damn we need a new conspiracy so I can get in on the ground floor and make some cash!
Uhhh, quick everyone, buy these little talismans, they’ll protect you from… uhh… Jews? And liberals, yeah. Yeah $200 for the low strength, two for $400 special deal this month only, or you can get the super secret one that also wards off cops for $500. Cash in advance no refunds.