from my understanding , it’s a chain of

You see that village over there? they resisted. we burnt everything , killed every man and child, and raped all the women.

See the other village over there? they joined us, and we gave them access to goods from across the world, the latest technology and treat them better than their previous rulers.

Your choice.

I thought Nik avocado lost weight?

Bruh I’m a British Turk.

I get mad when Germans try to bullshit they invented the döner kebab. The roots of those curries are based on recipes from the Indian subcontinent.

John Curry did not invent the tikka masala in Kent, the same way the döner kebab was not invented by Hans Döner in Stuttgart

Did an ethnically British person invent the chicken tikka masala and phall, or was it an immigrant from the Indian subcontinent or one of their kids/grandchildren?

to be honest, we need to rotate somewhere, away from the metropolitan cities and create a place that is livable and affordable and one day allow it to become a metropolitan city where we can profit off of owning a home

sure, the boomers can fuck off and live in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Correlation, not causation.

Which kind of field do you think people that wish reality were more malleable would go into? Turns out that programming makes it easy to at least bend mathematics to your will, even if you cannot easily do that to your gender.

It’s a games company, they should have been procedurally generating levels for something for about a decade now. Spelunky came out in 2008 (yes it wasn’t the first, but it’s around that time indie+proc gen was popular)

What happened?

Fucking mathematicians

Actual height is 160cm , still a manlet

The I pod was a mistake

congrats. I hope you’re proud of them :) best of luck in your life, and for them in theirs.

how’s the kids old man?

this is the kind of comment I am looking for.

right, but who before trump got these kinds of endorsements?

foo fighters, the classic rock band?

also, I created a brand new sentient being. it’s just a little oopsie, no biggie

removed please.

yep. fuck it.

happy everything went to shit day everyone 🎉