A jar. We all know how that ends.

Not till he offs himself

I’m in this picture and I don’t mind at all. Penguins are fucking cool. I’m gonna go to Argentina just to see them in the wild.

Everyone named in this article can please help themselves to a large steaming plate of my shit

Ahahahahaa!!! I worked with that dude 10 years ago. He was a dickhead then, too.

Looks like the bollard won

What do you taste like

Someone says this guy looks like if you drew Tom Cruise from memory and I can’t unsee that

Having the light on makes it easier to piss on the cat

I love how we’re all supposed to listen to flaming pieces of shit like this guy or Bolton or the various and sundry Cheneys. Fuck all these people with a hedge clipper. Find someone to quote who hasn’t been actively involved in murdering people and setting the world on fire.

It’s hr@opm.gov . It’s wide open, I just mailed them a picture of my unflushed turds

GrapheneOS runs on the pixel tablet

Sigma dick in ur ass

Every time Nintendo adds a weird gimmick to a new system, I say, “no one will use that,” and every time, I am wrong.

The only good thing about this administration is the return of the “Trump boys” Onion articles.

Doesn’t change that OpenAI pissed away $200bn making shitty models

What clown-ass considers this a “surprise” when he’s been yelling about it for years?

Posting on Twitter is not resistance

If they had worked with GrapheneOS to enable their security requirements, I’d be all over this