it’s off to a bad start
I stopped wearing pants and haven’t shit my pants since
new years resolutions tend to fail because they’re too ambitious; start off slow and take baby steps. lol
Noooooo don’t you’re fine as you are
was planning on the traditional “double the bread / double the head” resolution but now i think i’m going to crush my penis with a large stone instead
Take out a word or two and you’ve got 2 stanza of the best song ever written already.
double the bread double the head
was gonna be my resolution
now i’m considering instead
that penis-crushing-stone solution
“Double the bread double the head”?
Crushing my penis with a boulder instead
(Also my autocorrect decided to be Freudian and keeps trying to replace the word ‘penis’ with ‘punishment’)
Lmao mines the opposite and im smashing my goals
My resolution is also to stop shitting your pants
i appreciate this
Start pissing them
You’re gonna miss it.
Change your resolution and resolve to shit yourself more
