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This is the first time that people insulted me using software which I created
Its a very interesting feeling. On one hand Im proud because Lemmy has come so far. Two years ago there was only one instance dev.lemmy.ml and no federation. On the other hand disappointed, because some people are unable to appreciate how much time and work I put into this project. Its especially ironic that these attacks are coming from people who pretend to represent the working class.
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This is the first time that people insulted me using software which I created
If Jesus ever comes back to earth, Christians would be the first ones to cancel him.
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If Jesus ever comes back to earth, Christians would be the first ones to cancel him.
As humans discover and adopt ways of modifying their bodies with non-biodegradable materials such as plastic or metal, more skeletons will have breast and cochlear implants, and metallic ‘bones’
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As humans discover and adopt ways of modifying their bodies with non-biodegradable materials such as plastic or metal, more skeletons will have breast and cochlear implants, and metallic ‘bones’
Never gonna give you up is the pop song with the most wholesome lyrics.
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Never gonna give you up is the pop song with the most wholesome lyrics.
The Multiverse is the new Time Travel
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The Multiverse is the new Time Travel
“Mastodon” is a fitting name for something that is large, cumbersome, and ultimately an evolutionary dead-end
don't @ me
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“Mastodon” is a fitting name for something that is large, cumbersome, and ultimately an evolutionary dead-end
Bookshelves are just trophy cases for intellectual people
fedilink
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Bookshelves are just trophy cases for intellectual people
fedilink
Money is just fake energy.
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Money is just fake energy.
No gen Z will dare to name their children Karen or Kevin
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No gen Z will dare to name their children Karen or Kevin
Most people around the world might recognize the USSR anthem more than the US anthem.
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Most people around the world might recognize the USSR anthem more than the US anthem.
Brown bag
Brown paper bag lunches used to be common but you rarely see them anymore (where I'm from) despite the phrase "brown bagging it today" (or something similar) still being used.
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Brown bag
Lennon sang about peace and unity for humanity. Lenin actually worked toward it.
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Lennon sang about peace and unity for humanity. Lenin actually worked toward it.
Almost no one cares about privacy, thats why every single VPN advertices themselves as “You can watch Neflix’ catalogs from another countries”
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Almost no one cares about privacy, thats why every single VPN advertices themselves as “You can watch Neflix’ catalogs from another countries”
The only time it’s generally / socially acceptable to call your kid big, chunky, or hefty, is their baby/infant years.
Look at you packing on the pounds! You killed that bottle!
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The only time it’s generally / socially acceptable to call your kid big, chunky, or hefty, is their baby/infant years.
Hardware idea: A keyboard with a switch that deactivates the keyboard itself, so when there is a risk of a cat shows up and walks on top it causes no damages on whatever ur doing.
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Hardware idea: A keyboard with a switch that deactivates the keyboard itself, so when there is a risk of a cat shows up and walks on top it causes no damages on whatever ur doing.
“Man” is a fine interjection but “woman” is not
Woman, English is weird.
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“Man” is a fine interjection but “woman” is not
In porn is normal for women to be bisexual, but men are not allowed to play with each other.
Let me explain. In porn, the "lesbian" category is inside the "straight" section and women are expected to play with each other in threesomes. But if men play with each other it is "bisexual" and locked inside the "gay" section. It is a weird double standard nobody thinks a about.
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In porn is normal for women to be bisexual, but men are not allowed to play with each other.
If real people went through what folks on drama TV shows experienced, they would need long term psychological therapy
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If real people went through what folks on drama TV shows experienced, they would need long term psychological therapy
“Rub off on someone” is a phrase that sounds way more exciting than it really is.
Stole from a friend of mine but they said it was okay :)
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“Rub off on someone” is a phrase that sounds way more exciting than it really is.
Crypto losing value should be considered a sale and not a crash.
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Crypto losing value should be considered a sale and not a crash.
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