I wish I could teach them to play bona fide

fetch : throw light toy or object and they retrieve and drop it at my feet for next round.

Lets do it

    • Devdogg
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      11 months ago

      Easily done.

      To teach the shitting part you’ll need a spare toilet seat. Take that seat and screw it into a toilet box and place it next to the toilet. Every few weeks raise the spare seat up by a few inches until it’s next to the toilet. Then remove the spare seat and box.

      To teach how to flush, react with treats every time the cat hits the flusher. Be prepared for all night flushing.