Vode An to AsklemmyEnglish · 1 year agowhats your most self-incriminating story?message-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up165arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squarewhats your most self-incriminating story?Vode An to AsklemmyEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square37fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down3·1 year agoThe ‘virgin’ Mary and I had an affair and a simple lie turned into a ~2000 year cult.
minus-squareVode AnOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down3·1 year agoPoor Joseph, forever known as histories largest cuck.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoI always pictured him as regular human-sized, maybe a little on the short side.
minus-squareVode AnOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·1 year agoYou should have seen his girth. The girthiest. Attempts at penetration could never get beyond intercrural.
The ‘virgin’ Mary and I had an affair and a simple lie turned into a ~2000 year cult.
Poor Joseph, forever known as histories largest cuck.
I always pictured him as regular human-sized, maybe a little on the short side.
You should have seen his girth. The girthiest. Attempts at penetration could never get beyond intercrural.