Stuff like a pretty case with slots for optical drives, a laptop with a shitton of ports and all-day battery life or anything else that seems to go against the trends.
This thread is for complaining about how you can’t find it and (maybe) finding it thanks to someone else.
https://clicks.tech/ is about as close as you can get right now, though it’s not slide-out. Overall pleasant experience if you don’t mind the size increase.