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May I offer you one hundred thousand eggs in these trying times?
century egg
no not like that
me, patting my suspiciously 100K-egg-shaped belly:
That’s one hundred times one thousand eggs
And that’s terrible
How the fuck do you steal 100k eggs
It’s literally just the number of eggs that fit in a standard semi-truck trailer.
put em all in one really big basket
I don’t care for the price of eggs meme, but if the collapse of this country is agitated by a series of egg heists with no real cohesion, that will be quite funny.
The reggolution
It’s literally comfortable brunch libs laughing at people for being concerned with the price of food
Ah yes, things are getting really very cool and normal
that’s as many as 10,000 tens. and that’s terrible.
Dammit! I had a don’t put all your eggs in one basket joke and this! Now I’ve got squat
My grandfather had the egg monopoly in central PA
This is the first thing that came to me lol
Such a fucking stupid country
Has anyone confirmed Stefan Molyneux’s location at the time of the theft?
Truly can’t put into context the absurdity of all that is happening. This hellhole country has industrialized agriculture and can’t even do that shit effectively.
Vegan gang stay winning
smuggle those eggs to California and you got like $100,000 profit
Trader Joes in California has eggs for like 4 dollars
Either TJ has some serious inter-CA regional pricing going on, or this is a straight up lie. But we’re comrades so I assume TJ is just price gouging markets.
$9 for 12 white non organic eggs at my TJ last I checked two weeks ago
Given eggs only last a few weeks someone’s got to have a plan for this. Do small cornershop owners buy stuff like this under the table? Here in the UK practically any independently owned local cornershop has smuggled cigarettes and tobacco for the regulars they know personally.
Got any discount eggs bruv?
Me and My guys are about to cook the world’s first One-Hundred-Thousand Egg Omelet
maybe it’s a Robin Hood situation and they’re gonna show up at local food banks and stuff
bro should travel to montana or something, and become the mansa musa of eggs to crash the local eggconomy
