Thank you for your service

Imagine being such an uncharismatic dead eyed worm and thinking you have the slightest chance at getting elected anywhere except Florida.

Congress shares one brain and they never put the mic on the mf who’s using it

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Re-reconquista

If other comprador losers are anything to go by they’ll rather fill their tanks with piss than get out of the way of the US boot heading straight to stomping them out in case it needs licking on arrival.

Real Madrid’s getting absolutely dogwalked by Cadiz 4-0, new signing Matteo Politano offers to save the day and sub in for Mbappe

I’m horrified that I agree that Trump might put boots in the ground because his rabid dog is yanking at the chain reaching for the button

I mean, they can try. But no amount of cash injection can save you once the dollar becomes Monopoly money internationally, and the strait of Hormuz being closed threatens to do exactly that. Why the fuck would you want dollars if you can’t even buy oil with them?

Forcing a mutiny or literal suicide missions on a multi-billion dollar boat, this is just too good

He probably will just to spite the military advisors lmao

Oh so it’s gonna take less than a month to turn into literal WW3 then

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Rare inversion of Betteridge’s law

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“The price of oil has reached $81, and the world is certainly waiting for it to reach at least $200. The Strait of Hormuz is closed. Our heroes in the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy and the Army will set fire to any ships that wish to pass through this strait,” he said on state television.

“We’ll also target their oil pipelines in the region, and we will not allow oil exports from this region until we put pressure on the enemy. The Americans have debts of hundreds of thousands of billions of dollars, and they are thirsty for the region’s oil. They will not get a single drop.”

Al Jazeera quoting Brigadier General Ebrahim Jabari

The fascists yearn to be frozen to death by their own incompetence

Come back from Berlin and get what you’ve been yearning for, then, you pathetic fucking weasel

Vive L’Armageddon

Bless Yahya Wahidun, the only legitimate Ayatollah according to the UN